There a few things in life that are as satisfying as an orgasm. What do you agree with? What would you add to the list?
Sticking a Q-tip in your ear after a shower
: Unexpectedly good food
Scratching that itch on your foot or back
A really good relieving poop
Finally getting that piece of food out of your teeth
Equalizing the pressure in your ears
Peeing after holding it for way too long
Putting on a brand new pair of socks
The smell of bacon frying
Beating your spouse at a board game
Cracking your back
Popping a stubborn pimple
Finally remembering the name of that actor or the name of that movie without using the Internet
Finishing an entire crossword puzzle by yourself
No lines at the DMV
Making a half court shot playing basketball
13 comments:
My wife might say the back scratch, but none of those come close for me.
And I finish a crossword puzzle every single day. If I didn't, my brain wouldn't turn on until about noon or so.
wearing one of my hand-knit items
hot pepperoni pizza
and the BEST orgasms are the ones you give YOURSELF by YOURSELF! (ask me how I know this)
I like your list; I would add the delight of your grandson when he is getting out of the car to come visit you.
Happy weekend!
betty
I am ashamed to admit that, at the age of 48, I have never truly experienced no lines at the DMV.
Rolling over & going back to sleep on a rainy day
The cessation of pain, especially cramps when the Advil kicks in.
No lines at the DMV? Sure, like that ever happens. lol
Bacon.
Bacon. Bacon. Now I want bacon.
Good thing you added "at a board game."
I'm that gross person that enjoys popping black heads.. lol
getting the perfect parking space.
buying something on sale and then finding out it was an even lower price.
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