Monday, November 25, 2019

Add a Word, Ruin a Song



Genie in a Bottle Rocket - Christina Aguilera

No Hospital Scrubs - TLC

My Heart Murmur Will Go On - Celine Dion

Smells Like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Spirit - Nirvana

I Don't Want to Swiss Miss a Thing - Aerosmtih

Baby One More Hammer Time - Britney Spears

My Twitter Name is - Eminem

Black or White  Cookie - Michael Jackson

Sweet Only Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses

Hotel California Raisins - The Eagles

Every Breath Strip You Take - The Police

Papa's Got a Brand New Colostomy Bag - James Brown

Return of the Big Mack - Mark Morrison

Night Stand by Me - Ben E King

Hot Pocket in Herre - Nelly

Like a Virgin Suicide - Madonna

Hanging Drywall by a Moment - Lifehouse

Summer Camp of '69 - Bryan Adams

Spiral Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

I Hershey Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry






14 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Hot Pockets...
My friend and I always exchanged certain words in songs. Love became slug, girls became squirrels, etc. Try it! Makes some songs much better.

anne marie in philly said...

the bristol palin stomp - the dovells

the gag reflex - duran duran

take me home, james - cher

the end of the blue line - traveling wilburys

anna banana - beatles

true blue raspberry - madonna

DEZMOND said...

Swiss Miss actually sounds better.

L. Diane Wolfe said...

That last song has always disturbed me. Thank you for making it better.

betty said...

I don't know; I think some of these actually are better than the original titles.

betty

Christine said...

haha very entertaining.

Jax said...

You just destroyed my young adult years.

Adam said...

When Katy Perry remembered she started singing Christian pop

Chris Lally said...

Hahahahaha!!!

Joanne said...

very clever. That can work with books too add or change one word - The Scarlet Text. Not so shaming.

JACKIESUE said...

you are so fecking goofy..I love this.

DMS said...

Apparently one word can make all the difference! lol
~Jess

Liz A. said...

I saw that meme on Twitter. And I leave the genius to you and those who can think these things up.

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