Friday, November 15, 2019

Failed Marketing - Trampoline

Failed names:


The Paralyzer

The Jump-Around


Elastic Hammock


Tigger's Best Friend

Lawn Ruiner

Coil Up

Hoppin' High

Failed slogans:

You'll bounce so high you could grab a cloud

More fun than jumping on the bed

Who need s a pool when you can jump high

The Pogostick's worst enemy

Something even grandma can enjoy

Safe for the entire family

Now everyone can be a gymnast 


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Safe until someone splats on their head.

anne marie in philly said...

the up-n-down

L. Diane Wolfe said...

I like Boingity-Boing though.

Failed slogan - "Look ma, watch this!"

Jax said...

Ugh, trampolines make me sooo nervous! My homeowners insurance agent asked if we owned one during their surprise visit to our home.

Liz A. said...

From now on, I'll refer to them as boingity-boings. Yup. I will.

Adam said...

Or deers under it "go ahead, bounce."

Mary Kirkland said...

it's all fun and games until someone falls off and breaks an arm.

CJ Kennedy said...

The Hoboline as a synonym doesn't sound any better.

Leap tall buildings in a single bound

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Pat Hatt said...

So it rot in the yard after the kids get bored of okay?