Failed inventions

Edible soap

Reusable toilet paper

Reversible diapers

Chicken flavored turkey

Non-alcoholic Whiskey

Coffee flavored milk

Glow in the dark bra

Magnetic coins

The O.J. Simpson Trial Video Game

Rape Whistle App

Communist Monopoly

Bacon scented deodorant

Pet Fish flea collar

Fireproof coffin

Cat nail polish

Discontinued Road Signs

Slow, Adults Drinking

Fallen Crack Pipe Zone

Stop, Hammer Time

Do Not Enter, unless your're an asshole

Polar Bear Crossing

Caution: Slippery when moist

Active Volcano Area

Road Work Ahead. Prepare to be annoyed

Yield to Podiatrists

Stop sign sign ahead

Left turns only between the hours of 1pm & 3pm on the 1st and 3rd Tuesday

Speed Limit 69

Flopped car model names

Car models we know and the names that were thrown out.

Jeep
Kept: Patriot

Thrown out:  United States of America, Geep, Thing-a-majig, Stars & Stripes, #8

Chevrolet
Kept: Tahoe

Thrown out: Detroit, Harlem, Mississippi, Baghdad, Cancun

Honda
Kept: Pilot

Thrown out: Co-pilot, Air Traffic Controller, Stewardess, Jet Blue, Adnoh

Chrysler
Kept: Town & Country

Thrown out: Horse & Buggy, Peaks & Valleys, Chutes & Ladders, Spaghetti & Meatballs, Vanity

Ford
Kept: Mustang

Thrown out: Clydesdale, Miniature Horse, Appaloosa, Shetland Pony, Mr. Ed

Dodge
Kept: Ram

Thrown out: Ewe, Billy Goat, Llama, Emu, Lamb Chop

Nissan
Kept: Pathfinder

Thrown out: Walkway, 5th Avenue, Yellow Brick Road, Oregon Trail, Rocky Road