Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Failed inventions

Edible soap

Reusable toilet paper

Reversible diapers

Chicken flavored turkey

Non-alcoholic Whiskey

Coffee flavored milk

Glow in the dark bra

Magnetic coins

The O.J. Simpson Trial Video Game

Rape Whistle App

Communist Monopoly

Bacon scented deodorant

Pet Fish flea collar

Fireproof coffin

Cat nail polish


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Communist Monopoly would be even more depressing to play because no one would ever win.

yellowdoggranny said...

bacon flavored douche..just saying.

Birgit said...

I believe the bras did exist from Victoria Secret and cat nail polish exists. now, garlic mint breath mints may not work

L. Diane Wolfe said...

The OJ game would be boring. Nothing but driving around in an SUV for hours.

Liz A. said...

I totally need cat nail polish and a glow in the dark bra. Alas, I'm sure they wouldn't make it in my size.

Ananka said...

Eh you can get coffee flavoured milk in Scotland! AND there is such a thing as dog nail polish - seriously!!! :-D

Darla M Sands said...

Well, I can tell you that in 1999 a rescued stray cat needed antibiotics and the liquid was strawberry (!) flavored. ~snort~ I could smell the fruitiness and can only presume that feline veterinary care hadn't been around terribly long.