Thoughts of a 8 month old baby

• What is daddy doing to mommy?
• I've got a surprise in my pants, and it's not a toaster.
• I need to learn how daddy makes himself disappear and reappear.
• That's mine and that's mine and that's mine and that's mine too.
• I wonder what that remote control tastes like?
• Ok mom, I'm ready for some steak.
• So when I cry, I get a bottle. I'll have to remember that.
• Why would you think that I would like liquid chicken?
• Mommy and daddy need to keep those weird noised down, I am trying to sleep.
• I wonder what Kat Dennings milk tastes like?
• What's a penis?
• Who keeps taking one of my socks?