Monday, January 25, 2021

More capes!!!


This was one of my original posts from 2009. I wanted to bring capes back in style. I had some ideas for stylish and multipurpose capes. You can read the original HERE.

I figured I would bring it back and come up with some new cape ideas.

Robe cape - You can finally wear your robe outside of the house without feeling weird.

Teleportation cape - Boring conversation with the in-laws? Not anymore.

Invisibility cape - Very popular amongst burglars.

Insult deflection cape - #1 seller to stand-up comics and female teens.

Edible cape - You never know when you will need a snack.

Hammock cape - Stylish and comfortable.

Auto-defense cape - Has an electric current running thru it to shock rapists and muggers

Air conditioned cape - In the summer so you can still rock the cape.

Charging station cape - Has several ports for all your electronics.

Speaker cape - Connect your phone or ipod for surround sound. 

Spare pants cape - You never know when you are going to need a pair.

Disposable cape - Comes in many different colors.

Chair cape - Becomes rigid for when you just need a rest.

Sports cape - Display your favorite sports team

Resistant band cape - Use it to exercise

Monday, January 18, 2021

Pillsbury Doughboy: Facts


15 Facts you didn't know about the Pillsbury Doughboy

  1. He has a Master's Degree from Harvard Business School
  2. His real name is Arturo Rambo Hamburgerton
  3. His celebrity crush is Cher
  4. His contract with Pillsbury states that he is required to take 1 million pokes to the belly
  5. He was the original spokesman for Snuggles but became allergic to the detergent    
  6. He is 58 years old
  7. He is Jewish but idolizes the Buddha
  8. There has been a documentary in the works for 20 years
  9. Got a Trump tattoo on a dare
  10. Is obsessed with pickles. Has a pickle with every meal
  11. Has a 3rd functional arm growing out of his head under that hat
  12. To make ends meet in his twenties he sold Amway
  13. He has an estranged son with Flo from Progressive
  14. He is banned from Twitter
  15. He holds the Guinness World Record for most paper clips eaten in 10 minutes; 419

Monday, January 11, 2021

Failed Hess truck cncepts


1990's era Minivan

Clown car

Oscar Mayer Wiener Truck


Cement Truck

Horse & Wagon


Any car from 'Pimp My Ride'

Unmarked windowless Van

Challenger Space Shuttle

John Deere Tractor


Radio Flyer Red Wagon

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