Monday, January 23, 2017
Questions for Sesame Street
A questionnaire sent to Sesame Street:
Elmo
Why do you talk in the third person? It confuses my children.
Cookie Monster
You have no nose. How can you enjoy cookies without being able to smell them?
Big Bird
Do you regret the steroids you took when you were younger?
Oscar the Grouch
Do you poop in that trash can?
The Count
Enough with the numbers. Why don't you switch it up and sing the alphabet?
Grover
Are you in a homosexual relationship with Gonzo from the Muppets?
Abby
Is is true that tinkerbell is your 2nd cousin?
Bert
Does Ernie swallow?
Ernie
Is Bert a tender lover?
Snuffleupagus
Is that trunk good for a rub 'n' tug?
I hope they respond back.
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7 comments:
I suspect that if Bert and Ernie pleased each other, they wouldn't spend so much solo time in the bath with Rubber Ducky.
well, aren't some of them naughty?
I wonder if that makes Grover an alien as well?
No question for Kermit? That's right, he's now a Muppet.
They are just good friends
who sleep in the same bed
I heard Big Bird already had a triple by pass so I think that is the answer. Why do you think Oscar is so grouchy plus he must really stink the high heaven. I think Elmo got between Bert and Ernie which is one reason why Elmo speaks in such a high pitch...oh and Elmo swallows
While we're at it I want to know if the Swedish Chef is actually Swedish and, if he is, if his papers are all in check and up to date.
Well, Hello there! Good to see you out and about.
I always thought that show should be X-Rated!
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