Monday, November 26, 2012

State Propositions

I know it's a few weeks after the election and a lot of you are tired of politics but here is a list of state propositions and initiatives that you probably didn't read about.


Not Passed: Prop 81 - Seceding from the United States and becoming a province of Canada

Passed: Prop 12 - Banning Celine Dion from performing at any event forever

New Jersey

Not Passed: Prop 22 - Installing battering rams on all motor vehicles

Passed: The Snooki Initiative: The accidental death of Snooki will not be investigated


Not Passed: The Favre Initiative - Every 100th male child born will be named Brett

Passed: Prop 56 - The top row of all vending machines will be replaced with cheese


Not Passed: Prop 73 - Fast Food size Mega Triple Extra Grande

Passed: The Curious Rancher Initiative - Sex with farm animals will no longer be frowned upon


Not Passed: The Corn Initiative - Corn will replace paper money as new currency

Passed: Prop 99 - Anyone confusing our state with Ohio will get tased


Not Passed: The Volcano Initiative - Once a month a virgin will be sacrificed to the volcano

Passed: Prop 37 - Every Friday is Hawaiian shirt day


Not Passed: Prop 94 - The age limit for walking around a mall is 55

Passed: The Mickey Mouse Initiative - Every Florida citizen receives 5 shares of Disney stock


Mark said...

Some of these are actually believable. Especially as Texas are pretending they really want to secede.

Al Penwasser said...

The "Mickey Mouse" initiative?
That's fucking Goofy.
Which is also something Minnie Mouse does.

Keetha Broyles said...

The mighty fall fast. Most people up here now HATE Brett - - - feel like he was a Packer traitor.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Hilarious! I like the New Jersey one that passed.

Adam said...

I wish the NJ one was true

Shockgrubz said...

I'm going to Iowa. My corn's just as good as anyone's greenbacks!

Workingdan said...

Would the corn currency still be accepted if we dug it out of our own poop?

cleemckenzie said...

Hey! You missed California. We have some of those, too.

Not Passed: Prop 100 Mandatory Bikini Waxes for anyone even thinking about going to the beach in one of those hankie-sized bathing suits.

Passed: Dog Initiative: All dogs walking in town must wear a jaunty kerchief at their collar line.

Chuck said...

Dude you had to dis both of my states (Texas - baaaaa, Ohio, who the hell confuses Ohio with Iowa) and the all time great quarterback of the Packers. Gone too far, man.

Birgit said...

You missed Delaware and Rhode Island. As for corn instead of money-have you seen our new $20 bills or $50 or $100?

Baby Sister said...

Jerey's passed proposition is awesome, and I want to move to Florida now.