Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Join the Club, you know you want to

Here are some Facebook clubs you may not be a part of. I found most of them humorous.

MOM!! THE MEATLOAF!!!! F**K!!!!!!!,
I hate it when you open your trunk & a naked asian beats you with a crowbar,
I like your makeup...LOL JK, it looks like you got gangbanged by Crayola.,
Bitch you ain't even cute.,
Join if you mentally say “Wed-nes-day” when writing the word “Wednesday”,
doing the "george washington" with your hair when you're in the pool,
I hate it when I'm in a awkward situation and I can't find a twix.,
Things magically appear when your mom looks for them.,
Mom I love you... but u be trippin sometimes,
That "S" thing we all drew in elementary school,
"Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy... WHAT!!... hi!,
I hate it when your mad at someone and they make you laugh.,
63 Notifications Later and I regret Liking Your Status,
When I was your age, you used to need talent to be a star,
When only 3 people pass your test, that says something about your teaching.,
Not Remembering whether it happened in a dream or in real life.,
OH SHUT UP!!! I Didnt Hit You That Hard,
Saying "what if?" then going into a huge scenario that will never happen,
you have some balls to ask me for for a pink or red starburst,
"Don't see me, don't see me, don't see me"... "HEYYY!!!" ... "f*ck",
Saying "thats crazy" when you haven't been listening to someone.,
Trying to figure out if it's a cop car,
Grandma"s Meatballs !,
I Only Check My Voicemail To Get Rid Of The Little Icon On The Screen,
I stare off into space and realize im staring at a random person..akward..,
There was totally enough room on Rose's piece of wood for Jack.,
Texting someone while your half asleep, and it making no sense,
If I Could Cuddle With You All Day, Believe Me I Would <3,
Its not a man purse, its a satchel. Indiana Jones has one,
Thats our inside joke, why are you laughing?,
Saying "Are You Serious?" When your pissed off.,
Stoop Kids Afraid To Leave His Stoop,
I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!,
I used to climb on the furniture pretending the floor was lava!,
I've ran into a wall at least once in my life.,
When I Was Younger, I Put My Face Close To The Fan To Hear My Robot Voice,
I can't find enough space for all my clothes but I'VE GOT NOTHING TO WEAR!,
I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my Squishy.,
I was waiting for a reply and then realized I never even sent the last text,
I may be going to hell but at least all my friends will be there,
I responded to your text in two seconds, stop taking two hours to answer.,
I Don't Care if it Doesn't Matter, I Want to Know What You Said,
Really Old Music You Still Know Every Word To,
Bursting out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday,
I look at my clock a minute before my alarm goes off :(,
Finding Money In Your Pocket,
Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations,
Randomely laughing because you remembered something funny.,
Getting Paid,
Falling asleep while cuddling,
MarioKart 64, God,
I hate it when i'm taking a drink and all the ice attacks my face,
You call me.. I ignore it. I get a "restricted" call.. Do you think im dumb,
"You Would",
Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you're thinking...,
Ok, If we get caught here's the story...,
I hate it when I'm making a milkshake and boys just show up in my yard,
I Delete Contacts In My Phone Like Im Deleting That Person From Existence,
I hate it when people try to tell ME what I said.,
" guess what?".. "what?".. "nevermind".." dude you cant just do that to me",
Why can I do it PERFECTLY, until I go to show someone?,
"i want you. i want all of you. forever. you and me. everyday." <3,
friends that you are clearly way too comfortable around,
You are having a great day then you get home and your family ruins it,
dear bed, im sorry i left you this morning, take me back? ):,
That Moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant,
The slight heart attack when you think you've lost your phone,
i just realized that the tostito sign is 2 people eating chips and salsa,
My best friend is pretty damn awesome <3,
Why Am I So Nice To Everyone I Alway End Up Getting Hurt,
Saying something, then realizing it sounded extremely sexual,
Having my whole body under a blanket in bed makes me invincible to monsters,
I Greet My Friends With Insults,
I unliked your status because you and your friends wouldnt stfu.,
after i finish drinking out of styrofoam cups, i rip them to shreds,
Open a pack of gum, and suddenly everyone is your bestfriend.,
Running late & stuck behind Grandma Moses whos driving 10 mph, excellent...,
If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off.,
At least I'm not from New Jersey,
Pushing those little buttons on the lids of fast food drinks.,
Trying To Fix Things By Hitting Them,
I need a vacation!!!,
New York, New York so good they named it twice! ,
Ferrero Rocher,
I Was Going To, But Then You Demanded Me To, So Now I Don't Want To


The Invisible Seductress said...

Uh,, is it weird that I totally could be a part of a lot of them?

Nutella rules!!

California Keys said...

What? No 'Oh My God! Will You Please Stop Playing Farm/Fish/Monkey/Cafe/Ostrich Ville For Five Minutes!'

Shannon said...

I'd say that I could identify with at least 90% of that list - how pathetic is that?

Ally said...

I always hated the negative sounding clubs. I don't bother with them and I hate when people send me invites which I tend to just ignore.

Chuck said...

If I was a member of any of those I would slit my wrists. Oh my God! Except I do mentally say Wed-nes-day when writing Wednesday, Always have. said...

These are very funny. My favorite is the Grandma Moses one. Happens to me a lot, though sometimes I'm the Grandma driver.

Unknown said...

I should check on these. But before that, I need to get a FB account. I have stayed away from that monster for quite sometime.