Friday, October 4, 2019

Weird Laws Part Nineteen


Here is the next installment of weird laws of the United States. If you look above there is a link to a page with all the weird laws posts I have done.

ALABAMA

It is a misdemeanor to impersonate a member of the clergy. This will result in jail time and/or a fine up to $500. You will have to find another way to get close to young boys.

ALASKA

If you kill a moose, you have to salvage all the meat so people can eat it. Hope they have a sale on freezers. 

ARIZONA

You need a permit to feed garbage to a pig. I will just feed the raccoons and tell them they have to share. 

ARKANSAS

In Little Rock, no person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9pm. Assemble all the clowns with honking noses!!

CALIFORNIA

You can have as many frogs for as many frog-jumping contests that you want. But if they die, you cannot eat them. Officer, no these were not my jumping contest frogs. They were my juggling frogs. Excuse me so I can eat my lunch. 

COLORADO

In Boulder, you are not permitted to roll, throw or move any boulders on any public property. That is the only souvenir I want from Boulder, Colorado!

CONNECTICUT

In Southington, you may not use silly string unless it is in the privacy of your own home. Man the Chuck E. Cheese parties must be so lame. 

DELAWARE

In Fenwick Island, you can't tailgate or otherwise picnic around your car between midnight and 6am. Everybody knows the best picnics are at 3am. 


17 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

There must've been a Silly String accident at some point. I wonder if it involved honking at sandwiches?

Mary Kirkland said...

So many states still have weird laws on the books.

Jax said...

I second the silly string law! That stuff causes such a mess. Wow, I really am getting cranky in my old age. :)

anne marie in philly said...

in PA, it's illegal to hunt in a cemetery.

Adam said...

I'm crowning myself the Pope in Alabama.

Theresa Mahoney said...

Well, they sure know how to suck the fun out everything with those crappy laws.

Janie Junebug said...

Hmmmmm . . . new ways for me to break laws.

Love,
Janie

Sandra Cox said...

These are great. I do like Alaska's. I hate senseless killing.

Liz A. said...

There's a government teacher who has a sheet with some of these laws. Well, not these laws. Different strange ones.

Apparently, silly string is banned in CA on Halloween. I just saw this the other day. I think we were being warned?

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Oh no. I've always eaten my frogs after they lose at frog jumping. And they always lose. Please don't tell. Thanks.
PS This series is awesome.

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Words and Pictures said...

Yup, another silly string crank here... clean up your own squiggly mess. I guess if everyone took a boulder from Boulder, you'd have to rename the place.

CJ Kennedy said...

This one is still on the books in Massachusetts: Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder. Damn straight. You want tomatoes in you chowdah, go to Noo Yawk.

DEZMOND said...

But what is considered garbage for those in Arizona?

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