Monday, October 14, 2019

Failed car names




Ford Turtle

Nissan Widowmaker

Toyota Serendipity

Chevrolet Tea Bag

Kia Whip

Honda Cucaracha

Mazda Artichoke

Buick Light Saber

Lincoln Nebraska

Cadillac Tsunami

Acura Accurate

Lexus 1234

Mitsubishi Paper Weight

Jeep Declaration of Independence

Dodge Truckavan

GMC Big Truck

Chrysler Curds & Whey

Pontiac Toaster

Saturn Rings

Oldsmobile Tetrahedron 

Isuzu B39HK-88P

Mercedes-Benz $$$$

Hyundai Abortion

BMW Infinity Series

Mercury Falafel


12 comments:

Pat Hatt said...

Maybe the truckavan and big truck should get together and have a baby. "Surely Not a Car"

Tyrean Martinson said...

Those names made me laugh. :)

Al Penwasser said...

I didn't see the Dodge Shart on the list.
Whew!

Jax said...

I have a Ford Turtle... but I still miss my VW that didn't make your list!

Birgit said...

I have a Honda Cucaracha which works quite well. I used to own the Ambassador from Iran which is a rambler-on actually. I have another name..The Edsel!

anne marie in philly said...

ford frumpy

chrysler cheezy

chevy crackpot

audi asslicker

vw viagra

hyundai humpday

jeep junque

plymouth POS

mazda menstruation

bmw bigballs

datsun dumpster

isuzu achoo

Adam said...

Volkswagen Adolf


sales dipped in the summer of 1945.

Liz A. said...

Cute.

Natalie Aguirre said...

Funny! Especially Chevrolet Tea Bag.

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Mary Kirkland said...

Saturn Rings is actually a good one.

yellowdoggranny said...

this really made me laugh