Monday, September 9, 2019

Dad Jokes



It's Monday so here are some corny jokes to get you through the day.



Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.




Q: What does an educated owl say?

A: Whom.



Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

A: Cuz if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

7 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

The last one is good.

Birgit said...

I am groaning and they are Dad jokes for sure

anne marie in philly said...

egad, such old chestnuts!

Jax said...

What is the pigs favorite karate move?

A Pork CHOP!

**To be said in a karate voice.

Liz A. said...

I think I like bagels better than rats with wings. (Seagulls are not a popular bird around here.)

Adam said...

The owl one is pretty good

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