Thursday, September 5, 2019

Chewbacca's Bandolier: Hidden Treasure


Recently I interviewed Chewbacca and got down to the nitty gritty. My question that always tumbled around in my head is what is in his bandolier? He told me it was for his Pez stash but I didn't believe it for a second. While he was taking a shower in the dressing room I opened up the bandolier to see what was inside. This is what I found:

Expired condoms, size extra wide

13 passion fruit lip balms

About 50 bobby pins

Playing cards

Dominoes

Miniature Magic Eight Ball

Sewing kit with only yellow thread

Matchstick boxes filled with white rice

A  mouse skeleton

A recipe for sweet & sour meatballs

Tampons, size medium 

3 Game Gear cartridges, Sonic the Hedgehog, Madden '95 and Mortal Kombat

Travel size floss, tooth paste, shampoo and conditioner

Chinese finger traps

Blue jellybeans

Bird seed

Richard Nixon Pez dispenser

Werther's Originals

Polaroid picture of Han Solo dressed as Batman

Tweezers

All the player pieces to Monopoly

Live frog

Stick on tattoos

Keys to a 1987 Toyota Camry

Soy sauce packets from different Chinese food restaurants

His baby teeth

17 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Hey, that Camry has been in his family for years!

anne marie in philly said...

condoms AND tampons?
han solo dressed as batman?
man, those 2 have some MAJOR kink going on!

Adam said...

No wonder it expired, he hasn't seen his wife since the Christmas special

The Angry Lurker said...

That's some list!

DEZMOND said...

Everybody needs a pez stash, especially when in galaxy

Shammickite said...

How many baby teeth?

Theresa Mahoney said...

Are you sure that wasn't my purse you were looking through? Sounds like the exact same contents that are currently in my bag.

Jax said...

Why would he need the magic 8 ball? I can tell by the contents of this bag that he is a great decision maker. :)

Mary Kirkland said...

I don't think I have that many weird items in my purse. That's a very interesting assortment of items for him to have. lol

Fundy Blue said...

This is such a fun post! Thanks you for giving me a great laugh!

Travel said...

How can you tell the keys are for an 87 and not an 88 Camry?

Pat Hatt said...

Everyone needs a live frog just because

Tanza Erlambang said...

mouse skeleton?
should be ancient mouse.

Elephant's Child said...

That is one crowded bandolier, and he is more than ready for rather a lot of emergencies, including but not limited to boring afternoon emergencies.

Sandra Cox said...

Well there's certainly an interesting array of finds in that bandolier;)

Liz A. said...

Did the mouse skeleton smell? Are we sure it wasn't alive in there once upon a time?

Birgit said...

You forgot the photo of Marc Hamill dressed just in his undies showing off his best pose a la George from Seinfeld. He should also have the video of the Christmas special because...it is a keeper