Monday, January 18, 2021

Pillsbury Doughboy: Facts


15 Facts you didn't know about the Pillsbury Doughboy

  1. He has a Master's Degree from Harvard Business School
  2. His real name is Arturo Rambo Hamburgerton
  3. His celebrity crush is Cher
  4. His contract with Pillsbury states that he is required to take 1 million pokes to the belly
  5. He was the original spokesman for Snuggles but became allergic to the detergent    
  6. He is 58 years old
  7. He is Jewish but idolizes the Buddha
  8. There has been a documentary in the works for 20 years
  9. Got a Trump tattoo on a dare
  10. Is obsessed with pickles. Has a pickle with every meal
  11. Has a 3rd functional arm growing out of his head under that hat
  12. To make ends meet in his twenties he sold Amway
  13. He has an estranged son with Flo from Progressive
  14. He is banned from Twitter
  15. He holds the Guinness World Record for most paper clips eaten in 10 minutes; 419


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

His internal sorting must be good.
Banned from Twitter? Pretty soon, everyone will be.

Ananka said...

Jeez oh that is a lot of paper clips :-| And I think a lot of people fancy Cher?

Thanks for the giggle :-D

Jax said...

I was think he was a pretty cool dude, and then you had to tell me about his pickle obsession. Bleh!

Birgit said...

I think he had an affair with Betty Crocker, that's the rumour anyway. I also heard he loves getting poked, TMZ broke the news.

L. Diane Wolfe said...

What happens after he hits a million pokes. (Wow, that just sounds bad.)

Liz A. said...

I can see the Harvard business degree...

Janie Junebug said...

You are correct. I did not know any of those facts. I must know: Can he be eaten, and if so, does he taste as bad as Pillsbury's rolls that pop out of the can? Does he resent being called Poppin' Fresh instead of Dough Boy? How much dough does he earn in a year? If it's a lot, is he interested in marriage to a junebug?


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