Castrate all the people that society deems dumb
Block out every other parking spot in a parking lot so no one can ever park next to you
Create a mandatory dress code for anyone that shops at Walmart
Close all stores on Sunday and make everyone stay home
Introduce my own flavors of Doritos
Get rid of pennies forever
Turn off cable and the Internet for a few hours each week to force families to spend time together
Resurrect Robin Williams
Create a real version robot from Bicentennial Man
Repopulate the giraffe population
Create a miniature version of Jurassic Park
Bring back Toys 'R' Us but rename it Toys For Me but only I can shop there
Create another Mount Rushmore but use the heads of The Golden Girls
Cancel The Simpsons, you had a good run but enough already
Make Seinfeld shoot another final episode
Get trained as an astronaut, fly to the moon and play hacky sack
Make Wednesday part of the weekend
Give everyone a free boob job
Discontinue yellow Starburst
Dig a hole to China
17 comments:
That first one would keep you busy for a very long time.
We stopped watching The Simpsons twenty years ago. Scary how long it's been on.
I'm old enough I remember when stores were closed on Sunday!
Good list. I'd also want my very own road. No one gets to drive on it but me.
YASSSSSSSSS to the stupid and pennies!
I never liked the show Seinfeld so I thought the last episode was great - they finally got theirs.
One of my authors wrote a book about digging a hole to China, so got you covered on the how-to.
I liked them all especially closing stores on Sundays and also having the internet go down periodically so people can spend time with each other.
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Shovels are like 15 dollars, get to work.
I've never been to Walmart, but I have seen the infamous "People of Walmart" videos!! Based on that, I have to say this is a great idea.
Make the green Skittles lime again. The green apple flavor does not go with the others.
I'm gonna buy you a lottery ticket:)
I'd discontinue skittles all together..them suckers ruin teeth
Ok, a miniature version of Jurassic Park would be cool but do you mean miniature dinosaurs or a small park with full size dinos? Because if they're full size, they can escape. I mean, you've seen the movies, right? lol
You will be very, very busy. Good luck - and have fun.
What did pennies ever do to you? You'd give yourself a boob job???
I will always object to the evil toy store, no matter the incarnation. I have stories from the way too long that I worked there.
I could so use a boob job. Reduction, obvs...
You must specify how much you'd want to win, though. I did win the lottery this year. Not a big jackpot, though. And there are $5 wins and $20 wins...
Hey, I sort of hope you never win the lottery. Just cuz society says someone's dumb, doesn't mean they are, just sayin'
chance to get an accident is greater than to win a lottery....
so, I never dream to win lottery
Ha! I also never dream of winning lottery as knowing my luck I would never do!
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