Monday, January 3, 2011

My First Post of 2011 - 2010 Eat Your Heart Out

Well, this is my first post of 2011. Let's get things started off with a bang. I know you love my Monday Minute answers.

(1) If you could go on a road trip with any person (dead or alive) who would you go with and where would you go to?
I would go on a road trip with the lady from Subway that makes my sandwiches. We would travel across the country stopping at all the Subways and she would personally make me whatever I wanted.
 (2) If you knew you had 24 hours left to live, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
Streak naked through a bingo game at a senior home; try to fall flat on my face without bracing the fall with my hands or arms; break into the zoo, pet and try to ride a giraffe.
 (3) When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Cookie Monster
(4) Out of the last five years of your life, which was the worst and why?
 The year before I discovered blogging, the answer is very obvious. (it may has something to do with blogging)
(5) Out of the last five years of your life, which was the best and why?
2011, I haven't stubbed my toe yet.


Oilfield Trash said...

Those right there are some awesome answers.

baygirl32 said...

do you know the subway ladies name?

Pat Tillett said...

I think it's illegal to ride a giraffe while naked...

Cristy said...

SUBWAY? Aw man, at LEAST go with Quiznos! Don't cut yourself short.

Marlene said...

Dude, don't break your face! That's gotta be painful! Happy New Year!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

You succeed at breaking into the zoo, I want pictures of you on the giraffe!

Baby Sister said...

I think breaking into the zoo and riding a giraffe sounds like so much fun!! Good idea. :)

Bossy Betty said...

Oh my gosh! I love my Subway sandwich lady too! Let's go together!

Cheeseboy said...

I get the blogging thing. And #1 made me laugh out loud.

Unknown said...

I just want to laugh at your answers, you bossy man you. I love the Subway answer. Love it. But, here's the problem: I want her with me on my cross country trek. Meet me outside for a duel.

Teachinfourth said...

If I could travel anywhere with anyone, I think I'd like to take a trip to Disneyworld with myself as a 7 year-old. I think I'd have been a hoot...

Sylvia Plathypus said...

Ew, you eat at SUBWAY?? I don't think we can be friends no more.
(Just kidding!! LOL) But seriously, how can you eat that mess?? Don't you live in the NE? They have Potbelly everywhere up there, and it is VASTLY superior to Subway, in every way possible. Just saying. LOL

I think the giraffe would appreciate it if you wore some clothes while you attempt to ride him...*wink, wink*