Monday, October 18, 2010

Tongue Twisted

Here are some funny tongue twisters to amuse yourself (and others) with. Make sure you read them out loud in front of people to make them funnier. Also the rule is each time you read it you have to go faster. At least 5 times.


I slit the sheet, the sheet I sit.and on the slitted sheet I sit

I like to cut socks so I am a sock cutter  (this one is my favorite, can you guess why?)

Blunt Cut Bangs

I mix biscuits

A box of biscuits,
a box of mixed biscuits
and a biscuit mixer

I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
And I'm only plucking pheasants
'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Stupid superstition

A cheap ship trip

So how did you do? Were you able to say any of them without messing up? Which is your favorite?


Copyboy said...

It sort of relates to this, but I like the "toast," one. Say it 5 times fast for like a minute. Then after ask the person what you put in a toaster oven. They usually say toast, but the correct answer is bread.

Baby Sister said...

I was able to do some of them without messing up. They're all hilarious.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I think only the first one messed me up - then I was with the flow.

Goofy award for you today, Sir!

Pat Tillett said...

all good!
my all time favorite is "Unique New York." 5 times fast please...

The Invisible Seductress said...

I sucked at this, but I was eating saltines...


Anonymous said...

My fave was Blunt Cut Bangs. :)

Chuck said...

The one from The Jerk is priceless! Now I have to watch the movie again.

Marlene said...

Blunt cut bangs. Thanks. I'll never utter those words at the hair stylist's after hearing them come out of my mouth. AAACK.

Brenda's Arizona said...

I'm daring my friends to say these. I am too smart to try!

Sylvia Plathypus said...

My favorite was always the woodchuck one, especially now that they have that funny/ridiculous woodchuck commercial for Geico. LOL Of these, I liked the one about pheasants the best!! =)