This round should be a juicy one. It features two long time running hosts of respectable game shows. Instead of just duking it out like we have been doing, we were going to have the next contestants jell-o wrestle but one of them is allergic to Bill Cosby. Judge Mills Lane will be guest refereeing today. "Now, I want a good clean fight, let's get it on." "Thanks Milly. You don't like being called Milly? It sounds girly? It's your gam-gams name?" Let's get the next round going while I apologize to Mr. Lane.
ALEX TREBEK
vs
PAT SAJAK
vs
PAT SAJAK
Hostings: The Wizard of Odds (1973-74), High Rollers (1974-76 & 1978-80), Double Dare (1976-77), The $128,000 Question (1977-78), Pitfall (1981-82), Battlestars (1981-82 & 1983), Jeopardy!/Super Jeopardy! (1984-present), Classic Concentration (1987-94), To Tell the Truth (1991)
Most Hated Animal: Giraffe, he thinks that long neck isn't natural
Alternate Middle Name: Reginald
Favorite Appetizer: Texas Cheese Fries from Chilis
Male Celebrity He Would Marry If He Was Gay: Clone of himself
Biggest Accomplishment In Life: Growing a mustache
Beef With Pat Sajak: Gave his number to Pat to give to Vanna and he never did
Hostings: Wheel of Fortune (1981-present)
Most Hated Animal: Flamingo, gave him some bad advice
Alternate Middle Name: Beatrice
Favorite Appetizer: He wants to know if the free bread counts
Male Celebrity He Would Marry If He Was Gay: Alex Trebek but only with the 'stache
Biggest Accomplishment In Life: Not being susceptible to Vanna's seductive letter turning
Beef With Alex Trebek: He promised after he shaved his mustache he would give it to Pat but he didn't, he gave it to Richard Dawson
It's now up to you folks. Cast your votes. I have advised both challengers to not accept bribes or candy. I on the other hand accept both, especially candy. Polls will close on Sunday at 11:59 PM. The first round of the semi finals will take place next Tuesday. I know I'm excited.
Alternate Middle Name: Reginald
Favorite Appetizer: Texas Cheese Fries from Chilis
Male Celebrity He Would Marry If He Was Gay: Clone of himself
Biggest Accomplishment In Life: Growing a mustache
Beef With Pat Sajak: Gave his number to Pat to give to Vanna and he never did
Hostings: Wheel of Fortune (1981-present)
Most Hated Animal: Flamingo, gave him some bad advice
Alternate Middle Name: Beatrice
Favorite Appetizer: He wants to know if the free bread counts
Male Celebrity He Would Marry If He Was Gay: Alex Trebek but only with the 'stache
Biggest Accomplishment In Life: Not being susceptible to Vanna's seductive letter turning
Beef With Alex Trebek: He promised after he shaved his mustache he would give it to Pat but he didn't, he gave it to Richard Dawson
It's now up to you folks. Cast your votes. I have advised both challengers to not accept bribes or candy. I on the other hand accept both, especially candy. Polls will close on Sunday at 11:59 PM. The first round of the semi finals will take place next Tuesday. I know I'm excited.
10 comments:
Gotta say Pat. Really liked his talk show back in the day. I know. I know, I'm probably the only one, but still.
Pat Sajak after all he works with the lovelly Vanna White.
Alex! He's evil and sleeps in the price is right wheel when no one is looking. Plus I used to be able to predict the winner based on who I felt Alex liked. Fix! I just can't vote against that kind of evil.
My answer is "Who is Alex Trebek?"
I have to go with Pat Sajak for $400. I would kill to be on his show.
I had no idea that Trebek hosted Double Dare! My answer is going to have to be Trebek. I think he is the only "older" man that I think is kind of hot.
Wow. You like candy too? I often take that as a bribe. It works every time.
Oh yeah, about the post, who are the two guys?
Anyways, using a quick Superpower, I would say Pat!
Toodles!:)
PAAAAAAT.
I'm going with Pat.... How can you hate giraffes Alex?
I like to be on the winning team. There are advantages to joining this game late. I was going to vote for Pat anyway, since he has personality. Alex still needs to buy one. Final answer: Pat.
Cheers,
Robyn
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