Friday, September 28, 2012
I have not ranted in a really long time. It is time to express my feelings about the annoying dumb asses of the world. I recently just moved to Connecticut from New York, about a month ago. I am not going to tell you what town/city because I have enough stalkers already and I cannot fit anymore into my busy schedule. Now I thought New York had terrible drivers, most of them speeding all the time and always in a rush. I have quickly learned that Connecticut has worse drivers. In the Connecticut driving manual there must not be a section on how to use a turn signal. I am almost certain that drivers in Connecticut don't even know they have a turn signal stalk attached to their steering wheel. I am just going to cut across three lanes of traffic and you will be notified exactly as I am doing it. And I am not talking about turns that are slow and you know they are turning. I am speaking of the ones that seem spontaneous and abrupt.
Besides not knowing how to operate a turn signal there are many motor vehicle operators that cut you off like they are in a hurry just to turn onto the next street. Wait your fucking turn!!! I am boggled by how much terrible driving goes on in Connecticut. I have said this before but I think that people should have to retake their driving test every 5 years. Maybe that would cut down on bad drivers. Driving gets so frustrated when you are surrounded by assholes. I apologize for this rant if you live in Connecticut and are a terrible driver.
On second thought fuck you if you live in Connecticut and are a terrible driver.
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 9:41 AM
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Product slogans that didn't last that long. You probably don't even remember seeing them.
Heinz - "For the record, it's fucking pronounced KETCHUP not Catsup"
Netflix - "Going to the movies sucks, watch one at home"
Craftsman - "Don't let a woman touch these tools"
Hanes - "If only walking around in your underwear in public was acceptable"
Pizza Hut - "Made with 70% imitation cheese"
Maybelline - "If you are already ugly, our products won't help you"
Dannon - "We put the fruit on the bottom because we are lazy just like you"
Apple - "We could promote a cardboard phone and you would buy it"
Toyota - "Eli Manning is our sponsor because Peyton and Archie declined our offers"
Colgate - "For whiter teeth, go to the dentist"
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 8:33 AM
Monday, September 17, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Nicole and I just moved this past weekend. Yay for us!! Unfortunately the cable company screwed me over with my installation date and I won't have internet access until next week. I had it scheduled for yesterday and somebody dropped the ball and entered the wrong date. Sons of bitches. I ordered them to not charge me for installation, we will see how that goes when I get the bill. I am writing this post from the library. I didn't have a library card so I flashed the clerk and she let me use the computer for an hour. What I am trying to say is no posts this week nor will I be able to read your blogs that I love so much. I will miss you all.
P.S. All the neighbors have their internet password protected if that is what you were thinking. I already tried that.
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 11:54 AM