Monday, July 7, 2014

Random Thoughts

Anytime I hear someone say 'who you gonna call," my immediate response is ghostbusters

Wouldn't a moat around a castle eventually sink the castle?

Does anyone monitor license plates after they are made? There could be one out there that reads 666-KKK

Why hasn't anyone invented a way to get into your car with an umbrella in the rain without getting wet?

If I am at the self checkout I do not need assistance from an employee. Leave me alone!!

At a red light why do people slowly inch their way into the intersection? Is that half a second really going to make you late?

I hate when I have an awesome random thought but forget to write it down. I would have like 12 other things to write in this post.

Why is it alright for a women to wear a bikini top at the beach but if she walked around town in just a bra it would be frowned upon?

Any time you call any customer service their menu options have always recently changed.

I've never seen a white guy work at a Chinese restaurant, seems racist.

Friday, May 9, 2014

Guess what?

Well it's that time again where I actually have free time and I am inspired to write a blog post. This is where I make promises about blogging that I won't be able to keep like posting more frequently and reading all the blogs that I am behind on. I keep saying that I will get back to a regular schedule of blogging but it just doesn't happen. I didn't think I would turn into one of those people that just disappeared from the blogosphere. I keep trying to come back but I don't have the same motivation and determination that I used to have. I totally missed the A to Z challenge this year but that would have been really tough to do since I haven't been at all consistent with my posts in the past year. I want to say that I will get back on track and do some writing and reading this summer since I don't have school but those are high aspirations.

My daughter is keeping me quite busy. She will already be a year old in June. I will have to remember to post some pictures and videos for you ladies that love babies. I am going to keep this short so I don't end up rambling on forever. Hopefully I will be back soon.

I will leave you with this thought: chocolate flavored coffee is called mocha but coffee flavored chocolate is also called mocha, why is that?

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Thoughts of a 8 month old baby

  • What is daddy doing to mommy?
  • I've got a surprise in my pants, and it's not a toaster.
  • I need to learn how daddy makes himself disappear and reappear.
  • That's mine and that's mine and that's mine and that's mine too.
  • I wonder what that remote control tastes like?
  • Ok mom, I'm ready for some steak.
  • So when I cry, I get a bottle. I'll have to remember that.
  • Why would you think that I would like liquid chicken?
  • Mommy and daddy need to keep those weird noised down, I am trying to sleep.
  • I wonder what Kat Dennings milk tastes like?
  • What's a penis?
  • Who keeps taking one of my socks?