- What is daddy doing to mommy?
- I've got a surprise in my pants, and it's not a toaster.
- I need to learn how daddy makes himself disappear and reappear.
- That's mine and that's mine and that's mine and that's mine too.
- I wonder what that remote control tastes like?
- Ok mom, I'm ready for some steak.
- So when I cry, I get a bottle. I'll have to remember that.
- Why would you think that I would like liquid chicken?
- Mommy and daddy need to keep those weird noised down, I am trying to sleep.
- I wonder what Kat Dennings milk tastes like?
- What's a penis?
- Who keeps taking one of my socks?
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 11:41 AM