Monday, July 13, 2015
I think the one thing we can all agree on is that no one knows how to drive in this country (USA) anymore. I live in Connecticut and there is an epidemic of people running red lights. And I am not talking about just turned red as they were going thru. I am talking about the light being green on my side for 2 to 3 seconds and these assholes are still whizzing thru the intersection. And it is not just one intersection and not just a few cars, it is all the time! The crazy part is that other drivers know about this problem and wait at the green light for a few seconds before going.
And somehow I have not witnessed a single accident. That is what blows my mind. Sometimes there is a whole line of cars that does it. Boggles my brain every time I see it happen.
Another frustrating thing are pedestrians that walk across the street at any old time without even looking to see if there are cars coming at them. Use the crosswalk and look to see if you are going to be hit by a car before you cross. Especially don't run across the road at night. I cannot see you and I will go to prison for vehicular manslaughter.
If you live in Connecticut, please don't be either of these assholes. Good day.
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 12:05 AM
Wednesday, July 8, 2015
Wednesday, July 1, 2015
Weird laws of the USA
No one may bite off another's leg. So arms are fair game?
One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left. I recommend firing off a canon, it really gets the point across.
You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday. What if I want the bundle pack where it all comes in the same box?
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. Good thing I keep my horses in the hot tub and my chicken in the bathtub.
A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine. It is because most of the pinball machines are Rated-R.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missile. For a nuke you need a license.
If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. Can't argue with that logic.
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. Must be a pretty schwanky joint.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. Hungry mice might carry you away.
It is a crime to share your Netflix password. Anytime I use a public toilet I write my password on the stall.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. That would just be hilarious to watch.
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law. How else are college girls going to get an A on their Econ final?
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 11:36 PM