Wednesday, July 1, 2015
Weird laws of the USA
No one may bite off another's leg. So arms are fair game?
One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left. I recommend firing off a canon, it really gets the point across.
You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday. What if I want the bundle pack where it all comes in the same box?
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. Good thing I keep my horses in the hot tub and my chicken in the bathtub.
A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine. It is because most of the pinball machines are Rated-R.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missile. For a nuke you need a license.
If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. Can't argue with that logic.
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. Must be a pretty schwanky joint.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. Hungry mice might carry you away.
It is a crime to share your Netflix password. Anytime I use a public toilet I write my password on the stall.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. That would just be hilarious to watch.
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law. How else are college girls going to get an A on their Econ final?
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 11:36 PM