Thoughts of a 8 month old baby

• What is daddy doing to mommy?
• I've got a surprise in my pants, and it's not a toaster.
• I need to learn how daddy makes himself disappear and reappear.
• That's mine and that's mine and that's mine and that's mine too.
• I wonder what that remote control tastes like?
• Ok mom, I'm ready for some steak.
• So when I cry, I get a bottle. I'll have to remember that.
• Why would you think that I would like liquid chicken?
• Mommy and daddy need to keep those weird noised down, I am trying to sleep.
• I wonder what Kat Dennings milk tastes like?
• What's a penis?
• Who keeps taking one of my socks?

my goal

one of my new year's resolutions is to get back to blogging. let's hope that comes true.

I'm Still Here!!!!!!!!

 Hello fellow bloggers!! I have not been eaten by a zombie. I am a very busy man. I'm working full time, going to school full time and raising my 4 month old daughter. I think about blogging every week but never get any time to post or read anything. Stupid life always gets in the way.

Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm thinking about you. I am still trying to find time. I will look under different rocks this time around.

 I love being a new dad and I know a lot of you have been waiting on some pics. Here are some to hold you over. There is a video in the previous post.

Baby Video

Anybody out there?

Anybody miss me yet? I need some motivation to come back to writing. Can I get some love?

New Edition to the Family

Fantastic news!! My stubborn baby finally decided to check out of the womb. Born on Wednesday June 19th at 6:28 pm. Only 11 days late and 30 hours of labor later, Olivia Marie Scully is finally here. At 6lb 2oz and laying down at 18" long, she is the best thing to happen to me. Just look how cute she is!!

It is such a great feeling to be a daddy. I tear up every time I look at her. She is such a good baby. She has such a cute girly cry. I want her to stay like this forever. I didn't know how I would handle being a new parent but it seems to come naturally. I've already changed like 10 diapers and don't even care that I got a little poop on my one time. I can't express how happy and excited I am to have her in my life. If you are a parent I am sure you know what I am feeling.

As you probably guessed I am going to take a little sabbatical from blogging to spend time with my daughter. I will be back soon. I need to get adjusted to her schedule and learn how to function on less sleep. Enjoy the pics and see you soon. 

Deathbed Confessions

Hillary Clinton - "I got a blow job from Monica too."

Dustin Hoffman - "Tom Cruise propositioned me on the set of Rain Man."

Jennifer Lopez - "Taco, Taco, Burrito, Burrito."

George W. Bush - "I never actually read Superfudge."

Samuel L. Jackson - "You will never know what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, Mother Fucker."

Ryan Seacrest - "I'm overrated."

Ray Romano - "I don't think anyone really liked me."

Pamela Anderson - "At least I had big boobs."

Ozzy Osbourne - "Clean the bats out of my freezer please."

David Letterman - "I stole the top ten idea from Jay Leno."

Jon Hamm - "Fine, you can look at it but no pictures."