Monday, July 7, 2014

Random Thoughts



Anytime I hear someone say 'who you gonna call," my immediate response is ghostbusters

Wouldn't a moat around a castle eventually sink the castle?

Does anyone monitor license plates after they are made? There could be one out there that reads 666-KKK

Why hasn't anyone invented a way to get into your car with an umbrella in the rain without getting wet?

If I am at the self checkout I do not need assistance from an employee. Leave me alone!!

At a red light why do people slowly inch their way into the intersection? Is that half a second really going to make you late?

I hate when I have an awesome random thought but forget to write it down. I would have like 12 other things to write in this post.

Why is it alright for a women to wear a bikini top at the beach but if she walked around town in just a bra it would be frowned upon?

Any time you call any customer service their menu options have always recently changed.

I've never seen a white guy work at a Chinese restaurant, seems racist.

Friday, May 9, 2014

Guess what?

Well it's that time again where I actually have free time and I am inspired to write a blog post. This is where I make promises about blogging that I won't be able to keep like posting more frequently and reading all the blogs that I am behind on. I keep saying that I will get back to a regular schedule of blogging but it just doesn't happen. I didn't think I would turn into one of those people that just disappeared from the blogosphere. I keep trying to come back but I don't have the same motivation and determination that I used to have. I totally missed the A to Z challenge this year but that would have been really tough to do since I haven't been at all consistent with my posts in the past year. I want to say that I will get back on track and do some writing and reading this summer since I don't have school but those are high aspirations.

My daughter is keeping me quite busy. She will already be a year old in June. I will have to remember to post some pictures and videos for you ladies that love babies. I am going to keep this short so I don't end up rambling on forever. Hopefully I will be back soon.

I will leave you with this thought: chocolate flavored coffee is called mocha but coffee flavored chocolate is also called mocha, why is that?

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Thoughts of a 8 month old baby



  • What is daddy doing to mommy?
  • I've got a surprise in my pants, and it's not a toaster.
  • I need to learn how daddy makes himself disappear and reappear.
  • That's mine and that's mine and that's mine and that's mine too.
  • I wonder what that remote control tastes like?
  • Ok mom, I'm ready for some steak.
  • So when I cry, I get a bottle. I'll have to remember that.
  • Why would you think that I would like liquid chicken?
  • Mommy and daddy need to keep those weird noised down, I am trying to sleep.
  • I wonder what Kat Dennings milk tastes like?
  • What's a penis?
  • Who keeps taking one of my socks?

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

my goal

one of my new year's resolutions is to get back to blogging. let's hope that comes true.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

I'm Still Here!!!!!!!!




 Hello fellow bloggers!! I have not been eaten by a zombie. I am a very busy man. I'm working full time, going to school full time and raising my 4 month old daughter. I think about blogging every week but never get any time to post or read anything. Stupid life always gets in the way.

Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm thinking about you. I am still trying to find time. I will look under different rocks this time around.

 I love being a new dad and I know a lot of you have been waiting on some pics. Here are some to hold you over. There is a video in the previous post.






Photo: This is how Olivia wakes up on the morning.
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Baby Video

video

Monday, August 12, 2013

Anybody out there?



Anybody miss me yet? I need some motivation to come back to writing. Can I get some love?