Thursday, September 20, 2012
Product slogans that didn't last that long. You probably don't even remember seeing them.
Heinz - "For the record, it's fucking pronounced KETCHUP not Catsup"
Netflix - "Going to the movies sucks, watch one at home"
Craftsman - "Don't let a woman touch these tools"
Hanes - "If only walking around in your underwear in public was acceptable"
Pizza Hut - "Made with 70% imitation cheese"
Maybelline - "If you are already ugly, our products won't help you"
Dannon - "We put the fruit on the bottom because we are lazy just like you"
Apple - "We could promote a cardboard phone and you would buy it"
Toyota - "Eli Manning is our sponsor because Peyton and Archie declined our offers"
Colgate - "For whiter teeth, go to the dentist"
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 8:33 AM