Thursday, September 20, 2012
More Failed Slogans
Product slogans that didn't last that long. You probably don't even remember seeing them.
Heinz - "For the record, it's fucking pronounced KETCHUP not Catsup"
Netflix - "Going to the movies sucks, watch one at home"
Craftsman - "Don't let a woman touch these tools"
Hanes - "If only walking around in your underwear in public was acceptable"
Pizza Hut - "Made with 70% imitation cheese"
Maybelline - "If you are already ugly, our products won't help you"
Dannon - "We put the fruit on the bottom because we are lazy just like you"
Apple - "We could promote a cardboard phone and you would buy it"
Toyota - "Eli Manning is our sponsor because Peyton and Archie declined our offers"
Colgate - "For whiter teeth, go to the dentist"
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What's worse is that Apple could make that their logo, then release an empty box, and people would still buy it.
I believe the Hanes one.
That Apple one is spot on. Also, I feel like Netflix's should be a little expanded:
Netflix - "Going to the movies sucks, watch one at home... for the same price, but with a ton of shitty options. Who wants to see Surf Ninjas 3?"
too funny-of course netflix are for the movies made after 2009 all the others are unimportant. How sad....
Maybelline, how true and I know this for a fact!
I fully subscribe to the apple one. Thanks for the chuckles.
the apple one is a bullseye
Hanes and Apple. My favorites.
I'll be honest I am torn on the 'Ketchup' or 'Catsup' thing - can we have an official ruling in the OXFORD dictionary?? You ought to make your 'slogans that never caught on' a regular feature! Good Stuff. W.C.C.
They are all good, but sadly, the Apple one is so true. Just put a newer version number on it...
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