For a Friday post I thought we could have some fun by pitting two famous bears against each other. Fighting in today's battle is Baloo from TaleSpin and Yogi Bear from The Yogi Bear Show.
BALOO
PROS
* Can fly a plane without thumbs
* He's a bear and has a job as a pilot
* Once donated his entire paycheck to the starving munchkins of The Wizard of Oz
* Has a sidekick
* Can easily fight off air pirates
* He knows who killed JFK
CONS
* People have heard rumors about what goes on in the plane with Kit
* Crashes a lot
* Got expelled from school for downloading porn in the library
* Doesn't wear pants (which doesn't help the rumors)
* Thinks Paris Hilton is a good person
* Doesn't know how to read
* Can fly a plane without thumbs
* He's a bear and has a job as a pilot
* Once donated his entire paycheck to the starving munchkins of The Wizard of Oz
* Has a sidekick
* Can easily fight off air pirates
* He knows who killed JFK
CONS
* People have heard rumors about what goes on in the plane with Kit
* Crashes a lot
* Got expelled from school for downloading porn in the library
* Doesn't wear pants (which doesn't help the rumors)
* Thinks Paris Hilton is a good person
* Doesn't know how to read
YOGI BEAR
PROS
* Has a knack for stealing picnic baskets
* Has a sidekick
* Saved a litter of kittens from a burning hospital
* Snappy dresser
* Invented meat loaf
* Is tight with Yogi Berra
CONS
* Hangs out with a young bear, kinda creepy
* Goes #2 in the geyser holes in the park
* Gave the ranger an STD
* Doesn't have a steady job
* Doesn't pay child support to Kanga from Winnie the Pooh
* Has a severe gambling problem
PROS
* Has a knack for stealing picnic baskets
* Has a sidekick
* Saved a litter of kittens from a burning hospital
* Snappy dresser
* Invented meat loaf
* Is tight with Yogi Berra
CONS
* Hangs out with a young bear, kinda creepy
* Goes #2 in the geyser holes in the park
* Gave the ranger an STD
* Doesn't have a steady job
* Doesn't pay child support to Kanga from Winnie the Pooh
* Has a severe gambling problem
My vote is for Baloo. I loved TaleSpin. Anybody play the NES game? Who do you think is the better bear?
9 comments:
I watched Talespin all the time, but I never could figure out if Baloo was actually the bear from the jungle book.... They're totally unrelated, right?
Baloo all the way. Great as a pilot, great as a jungle bear. Plus I still enjoy randomly annoying people by singing the tailspin theme.
Im gonna go with yogi bear someones gotta support the bear of jellystone.
Baloo is the ultimate. Yogi? Not so great...
The fact that Yogi is a snappy dresser has won my vote..
yogi bear.
if it was baloo from jungle book, he would have had my vote.
I have to say Bloo. Yogi wasn't that cool after a couple episodes. E
I don't know this Baloo, but his support for the Munchkins wins my vote!
Cheers,
Robyn
You brought way to many valid points to the table. I vote for a draw, but edge to Yogi due to his Hanna B. political connection.
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