Zombie

I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.

I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.

PTM: I want to thank you for being here today and I also want to apologize for the restraints. I hope you understand. You are our guest but you simply can't be trusted.

Zombie: I totally understand. My first instinct when I saw you was to bite into your leg.

PTM: Then I am really glad we strapped you down. For your cooperation and understanding there are a few chickens, a deer and a koala bear in your dressing room.
Zombie: Ooooh, a koala bear. I've never had one of those. How fancy!


PTM: You star as one the zombies on the AMC series The Walking Dead. That must be exciting.
Zombie: I am one of the few real zombies on the show. Most of the zombies are actual actors. There isn't much work for a real zombie. I'm lucky to have gotten the job.


PTM: I was under the impression and I'm sure everyone else was too that zombies couldn't talk.
Zombie: That's what the producers and directors want you to think. For one, zombies are scarier when they don't talk. Second, when they do speak they sound as intelligent as Snooki or Paris Hilton.


PTM: That makes sense. A question I have always wondered: Do zombies poop?
Zombie: Very infrequent. My metabolism is extremely slow so I take a shit maybe once a month.


PTM: If you could eat any celebrity, who and why?
Zombie: John Goodman. Not only would it be a filling meal but I also loved the sitcom Roseanne and the film The Big Lebowski.


PTM: I thought you would of picked someone that you hated. I've always wondered is eating another dude kind of gay?
Zombie: At first it's weird but you get used to it. I save the genital and rectum for last.


PTM: I hope I can get that image out of my head. I just stop thinking about Rosie O'donnell eating twinkies.
Zombie: Do you think a zombie will ever be elected President?


PTM: It would be the shortest presidency. Some gun nut would assassinate that zombie leader real quick like.
Zombie: What if
gunshot echoes through studio and the zombie's head explodes


PTM: Oh shit!! I said shoot him in he gets out of his restraints!!
Terry (the producer): Sorry, he was creeping me out.

PTM: Dammit!! He was my in to get to be an extra on The Walking Dead. No I will never accomplish my dream. Man, the cleaning guy is going to be so pissed tonight.

Yakko

I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.

I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.

PTM: What are you doing with your life since the Animaniacs?

Yakko: I have been a writer for Conan O'brien.

PTM: That sounds awesome. I love Conan.

Yakko: He is pretty likable.

PTM: What can you tell us about Conan that we wouldn't know?

Yakko: When he isn't on camera, he has a German accent.

PTM: Really? That's weird. I always thought he was Irish, go figure. How are Wakko and Dot?

Yakko: Wakko works for a traveling circus, I don't see or talk to him much anymore. Dot is a single mom with 13 kids living in Ohio.

PTM: That sounds pretty rough. Can I ask who the father of the 13 kids are or is it more than one?

Yakko: All from that asshole Kevin Federline.

PTM: What a douche. I hope he pays child support.

Yakko: Dot and Britney Spears fight over who should get more child support.

PTM: Do you have any kids?

Yakko: No kids for me. I was castrated at a young age.

PTM: Umm, okay? Why did that happen?

Yakko: After Wakko was born my mom didn't want anything similar to him in the world.

 PTM: That does make sense. What is the capital of Alabama?

Yakko: That's easy, Yo mama!

PTM: Well that is all the time we have today. Come back tomorrow as we wrap up with this A to Z thingamajig.

X-Men

I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.


I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.

A list of not-so-well-known things about the X-men

Wolverine - Likes to write poetry

Cyclops - Has an extensive stamp collection

Jean-Grey - Has a tattoo of Charles Xavier on her back

Beast - Practices Buddhism

Storm - Cheats at board games

Professor X - Plays with rubber duckies in the tub

Gambit - Has seen the Sex and the City movies 24 times

Iceman - Drinks only Evian water

Colossus- Crochets scarfs for his friends

Rogue - Poops her pants when tickled

Magneto - Is allergic to bubblegum

Wilford Brimley

I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.

I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.

PTM: You are probably all wondering the same thing, "PTM if your theme is fictional characters, why do you have Wilford Brimley on the show today? He is a real person." I will let Wilford answer that question.

Wilford: I am not Wilford Brimley. The real Wilford Brimley died in 2009. I am a an advanced robot created by the Liberty Medical company. 

PTM: Let me guess, he died from Diabetic related issues?
Wilford: Nope, truth is he never had Diabetes. He died while skydiving, both his lungs exploded during the fall.

PTM: That's terrible. Do you know if other companies use robots to sponsor their products?
Wilford: I am not at liberty to say. I could be terminated from giving that information out.

PTM: Come on robot Wilford, just give us one company and one other robot.
Wilford: Ok, Colonial Penn Life Insurance uses a robot of Alex Trebek. He is still alive but he is always so busy that they needed a robot in order to use his likeness.

PTM: See, that wasn't so bad. No harm, no foul. Trebek needs to grow back his mustache.
Wilford: I concur.
Beep Beep Beep 'Self destruct mode activated, Warning, Warning!'

PTM: What the hell is that?
Wilford: Liberty Medical must be monitoring me. They must not like me being here talking about this stuff. They have initiated my self destruct mode. In 30 seconds I will explode.
PTM: OH SHIT!! EVERY ONE TAKE COVER!!!

Wilford: Goodbye cruel world.
Wilford self destructs. Robot parts everywhere.
PTM: Ok, the coast is clear. Wow, the janitor is going to have fun cleaning this mess up. I'm sure Liberty Medical has a whole warehouse of Wilford Brimleys. Let's end the show here before I self destruct. Bye.

Victim

I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.

I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.

Terry (the producer): I am sorry to inform you that Powdered Toast Man has been kidnapped by Snooki and Justin Bieber. Apparently they found out that PTM had a sniper following them around so he could take them out with just a phone call. Don't worry, Snooki and Bieber aren't that intelligent, we will find PTM later today and he will be back hosting the show tomorrow. I am just going to call Snooki pretending to be Barack Obama and find out where they are hiding PTM. If you see Bieber today, kick him in the head.

Underdog

I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.


I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.

PTM: Thanks for being here today. Did you fly or drive here?

Underdog: My mom actually drove me. She doesn't like me flying to places I haven't been before.

PTM: So you still live with your mom?

Underdog: I like to see it as she lives with me.

PTM: Who has the master bedroom?

Underdog: She does (sighing)

PTM: Then you still live with her, momma's boy. So how many capes do you own?

Underdog: One for every day of the week plus three alternates. How many do you have?

PTM: I consider myself a cape connoisseur, I own 365 but they are more for show now. I have a few that I wear including a bathrobe cape and a towel cape. Who is your nemesis nowadays?

Underdog: Mr. Bigglesworth from the Austin Powers franchise.

PTM: What a coincidence, I had him on last week. He seemed harmless.

Underdog: That's what he wants you to think. Now that your guard is down he could easily cut your throat. You are brave for being in the same room with that mad cat.

PTM: (snickering) I will be on the look out for him and I will beef up my security. Do you eat dog food and biscuits or human food?

Underdog: Well, I don't make much money as a superhero so I can only afford dog food. Once in a blue moon I will splurge and get a Big Mac or some beef jerky.

PTM: Well as a token of our gratitude and appreciation for all your heroic efforts we present you with a $25 Chili's gift card. Don't tell your mom about it.

Underdog: Thank you so much. I have heard good things about the molten lava cake.

PTM: You're welcome. And now that you have been here hopefully your mom will let you fly next time you visit. 

Underdog: Would you like to meet her?

PTM: And look at that, we are out of time. That's our show for today. See you next time.

Taco Bell Chihuahua: Where is she now?

I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.


I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.

Taco Bell used the Chihuahua in their advertisements from 1997 to 2001. You might have wondered why they stopped if every one loved that dog. I am hear to give you the inside scoop. If you have researched it on your own, you might have read it was due to some lawsuit. Well that is what the corporate big wigs want you to think. I have the truth behind the disappearance of the dog in the commercials.

Gidget is her real name. One day she went for a walk back in 2001 and some old lady snatched her up thinking she was one of her missing cats. After her disappearance the Taco Bell people got worried. They searched for her for about a week and then gave up. They didn't want to get any bad publicity so they just started running new commercials and didn't explain why. After awhile people forgot about the Taco Bell Chihuahua and the company was in the clear.

Meanwhile Gidget was trapped in this old lady's house. This old lady was convinced that Gidget was one of her missing cats. Gidget was forced to use a litter box and was fed cat food. When Gidget would bark, she was smacked so she had to learn how to meow. The old lady had other small dogs that she treated like cats. The other dogs told Gidget that there was no way out, that they have been there for years. She was held prisoner for 7 years and had convinced herself that she was a cat. In early 2009 the old lady croaked but with no family or friends nobody knew about it for months. Eventually the animals ran out of food and were forced to 'kill or be killed'. During a fight with a Yorkie, Gidget suffered a stroke and died. She will be missed and I hope this gets out and people know the real story.

PTM: I am being interviewed by Hart over at Confessions of a Watery Tart today.