Special Guest Interview

As you may all have read I did two guest posts on Life by Chocolate for RawknRobyn, one was about the new Pretzel m&m's and the other about the new Coconut m&m's. Robyn is here today for an interview to review the interviews that we had. I have restrained Robyn in her interview chair so she doesn't attack my camera man.

PTM: So Robyn which interview do you think went better and why?

RR: Wow, Powdered Toast Man, you don't let up with the intrusive questions. Do you? Well, I hope this doesn't taint my reputation, but I admit I was under psychiatric scrutiny during the pretzel m&m interview. When we went to commercial break, the doctor tripled my dose. My hallucinations of Gilligan and the Professor were kind of fuzzy back then. You know how that goes! I was fully stabilized, as you could probably tell, by the time of our coconut m&m interview. I believe that interview was much more sensible because of it, and I enjoyed it three times as much.

PTM: I totally understand. I just took some Ritalin with the Janitor. Thanks Frank!

Did anything I say during the interviews shock you?

RR: Hmm, it's kind of hard to remember, because you do tend to drone on and on about the most obvious, mundane details. What with mentioning that the coconut m&m doesn't make for a good suppository, and it tastes better than Viagra, and BLAH BLAH BLAH. I tell ya, it was hard for me to stay awake. I was a tad shocked, though, when you described the pretzel m&m as "Chuck Norris." Most of my interviewees mention Danny DeVito instead. So, that just kind of threw me off a bit. Thank goodness my meds have kicked in since then.

PTM: I have tasted Danny DeVito, he is less salty than Chuck Norris. Danny has more of an almond flavor.

Is it true that you were paid by the Mars Company to conduct those interviews? If yes, how much did they give you?

RR: No, actually, the Uranus Company made the offer, provided I'd set the stage for your comment about suppositories. Uranus had no money for me. Budget cuts and all. Instead, I got two cases of Viagra. It's not too bad, especially since I hate grocery shopping. As you said, though, coconut m&m are tastier. At any rate, my connection with Uranus made for good experience. I don't take it for granted.

PTM: I spoke with the Uranus Company before the show and they said they have never met you or even heard of you before. I think you were hallucinating again.

Have you had a chance to try the coconut m&m's yet?

RR: Oh yes. I shared a sampling with Camera Man #3. One night, he saw me nibbling on them and started salivating. He then leaned over and grabbed some. The memory is blurry after that, as trauma goes. I think he puked and mumbled something about joining another team. He said he preferred your pretzel to my coconuts. I like my coconut m&m's. They're very sweet. This is really difficult to relive. Do you have a tissue?

PTM: We are stricken with budget cuts too, no tissues. Just wipe your tears on your chair. I will loosen the restraints for you.

In only 4 1/2 words describe Camera Man #3.

RR: Big, big, big, big *!

PTM: You do know that he has a glandular problem?

If you were stuck on a deserted island what cheese flavored food would you want to eat?

RR: Well, that's a no-brainer. I can't believe you need to ask. I'd go for Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa.

PTM: Oh I forgot about the cheesiness of Swiss Miss, that takes me back to Kindergarten.

That's all the time we have for today. It's time for Robyn's chocolate shot, she gets cranky without it, I want to thank Camera Man #3 for not filing that lawsuit against Robyn. (I told him it was the meds talking). If you haven't read the interviews on Life by Chocolate, you can go HERE and HERE.