I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.
I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.
Lara Croft is the main character from the video game Tomb Raider.
Pros
Has big boobs
Knows how to handle a gun
Makes a mean bacon, egg & cheese sandwich
Is involved with training Navy SEALS
Had Angelina Jolie play her in two movies
Helped President Jimmy Carter kick his silly putty addiction
President of The Walking Dead fan club
Has big boobs
Cons
Even though she is hot, she is just a video game character
Has taken candy from a baby on numerous occasions
Can't pee standing up
Has five over due library books
Is addicted to watching Teen Mom
Is waiting until marriage to lose her virginity
Allergic to small penises
Afraid of the dark
Makes a mean bacon, egg & cheese sandwich
Is involved with training Navy SEALS
Had Angelina Jolie play her in two movies
Helped President Jimmy Carter kick his silly putty addiction
President of The Walking Dead fan club
Has big boobs
Cons
Even though she is hot, she is just a video game character
Has taken candy from a baby on numerous occasions
Can't pee standing up
Has five over due library books
Is addicted to watching Teen Mom
Is waiting until marriage to lose her virginity
Allergic to small penises
Afraid of the dark
11 comments:
Part of me actually likes how Lara Croft came from such a small company (that I'm told is from my area!) and even though the graphics were pretty bad she became a pretty major sex symbol. I think it just says a lot about some people that even in the world of blocky graphics, they'll find some way to fap.
Ha, Ha, I love this post. I really like how you did a pros and cons list instead of the usual interview. Intervention on a Teen Mom addict, STAT!
and she's so washed up she'll be on the next season of Dancing with the stars
I am not convinced that she cannot pee standing up!
That's why I choose to do just what my blog says and ramble. Good luck
Wait a minute, I thought she lost it in both movies?
Hey did you mention she had big boobs??? And that Angelina Jolie played her as a total hottie badass...Oh wait, should have read the whole post before I came to the comment box, right?
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I liked her character. Wish I had the body. New follower here. I'm stopping by from the "A to Z" challenge and I look forward to visiting again.
Sylvia
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I love how she does that bungee thing in her house in the first movie. Poor thing is addicted to Teen Mom AND is waiting til marriage before she loses her virginity? How ironic. I do hope the small penis allergy alerts her to potential problem husbands before they are married.
I hate over due library books....which is why I never go anymore. I just buy them. Lol
ROFLMAO! Okay between the comment form and the list of Con's I can't quit laughing. I'm a new follower I can't wait to see what you come up with next.
A to Z buddy
Peanut Butter and Whine
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