Thursday, April 25, 2013

Victim



I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.

I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.

Terry (the producer): I am sorry to inform you that Powdered Toast Man has been kidnapped by Snooki and Justin Bieber. Apparently they found out that PTM had a sniper following them around so he could take them out with just a phone call. Don't worry, Snooki and Bieber aren't that intelligent, we will find PTM later today and he will be back hosting the show tomorrow. I am just going to call Snooki pretending to be Barack Obama and find out where they are hiding PTM. If you see Bieber today, kick him in the head.

10 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Consider him kicked!
PTM better hope Snooki doesn't have a thing for toast.

Momma Fargo said...

LMAO. And Alex J. Cavanaugh's comments are precious.

A Beer For The Shower said...

If action movies have taught me anything, it's that it's incredibly easy to escape your captors and kill them with flashy martial arts moves in the process.

Don't disappoint us, PTM.

Birgit said...

I am not sure if Snooki would know who Obama is... Bieber's head kicked in-hmmm party! I heard Underdog is looking for you. he is smelling everyone's butts everywhere to locate you

Mark said...

Surely you should kick Bieber any day you see him? Not just because he kidnapped PTM? Who saves the hero?

Sheena-kay Graham said...

So sad.

Ms. A said...

Dang, he's got you on that bus in Sweden, forcing you to smoke weed, doesn't he? Don't inhale!

Adam said...

has red bull given you wings yet?

Pat Tillett said...

I'll follow the head kick with a head stomp...

Baby Sister said...

Oh I am totally good with kicking in the head. And stomping and all sorts of things like that.