Saturday, April 13, 2013

Lara Croft: Pros & Cons



I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.

I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.



Lara Croft is the main character from the video game Tomb Raider.


Pros

Has big boobs

Knows how to handle a gun

Makes a mean bacon, egg & cheese sandwich

Is involved with training Navy SEALS

Had Angelina Jolie play her in two movies

Helped President Jimmy Carter kick his silly putty addiction

President of The Walking Dead fan club

Has big boobs

Cons

Even though she is hot, she is just a video game character

Has taken candy from a baby on numerous occasions

Can't pee standing up

Has five over due library books

Is addicted to watching Teen Mom

Is waiting until marriage to lose her virginity

Allergic to small penises

Afraid of the dark




13 comments:

Mark said...

Part of me actually likes how Lara Croft came from such a small company (that I'm told is from my area!) and even though the graphics were pretty bad she became a pretty major sex symbol. I think it just says a lot about some people that even in the world of blocky graphics, they'll find some way to fap.

Sheena-kay Graham said...

Ha, Ha, I love this post. I really like how you did a pros and cons list instead of the usual interview. Intervention on a Teen Mom addict, STAT!

Dawn @Lighten Up! said...

I, too, am allergic to small penises. I think most women are.
;)
Funny, funny.

Adam said...

and she's so washed up she'll be on the next season of Dancing with the stars

Andrea said...

I am not convinced that she cannot pee standing up!

Rebecka Vigus said...

That's why I choose to do just what my blog says and ramble. Good luck

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Wait a minute, I thought she lost it in both movies?

Chuck said...

Hey did you mention she had big boobs??? And that Angelina Jolie played her as a total hottie badass...Oh wait, should have read the whole post before I came to the comment box, right?

Chuck at Apocalypse Now

Sylvia Ney said...

I liked her character. Wish I had the body. New follower here. I'm stopping by from the "A to Z" challenge and I look forward to visiting again.

Sylvia
http://www.writinginwonderland.blogspot.com/

Shell Flower said...

I love how she does that bungee thing in her house in the first movie. Poor thing is addicted to Teen Mom AND is waiting til marriage before she loses her virginity? How ironic. I do hope the small penis allergy alerts her to potential problem husbands before they are married.

Baby Sister said...

I hate over due library books....which is why I never go anymore. I just buy them. Lol

Connie Gruning said...

ROFLMAO! Okay between the comment form and the list of Con's I can't quit laughing. I'm a new follower I can't wait to see what you come up with next.

A to Z buddy
Peanut Butter and Whine

Birgit said...

If she is a virgin how can she be allergic to small penises?? Besides she is actually into girls and loves Jane Lynch. I also know her secret desire is to kick Honey Boo Boo's ass