I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.
I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.
The Gumby Show aired from 1957 to 1968. I remember watching Gumby as a kid and I was born in 1984. I guess they were still airing reruns on one of the stations. During Gumby's time on the show he kept a private journal that hardly anybody knew about. I called in some favors and did some favors that I'm not really proud of to get my hands on that journal/diary. I will randomly select some entries and share them with you to judge.
10/19/1958 - I really wish they had made me with a penis. I get so horny sometimes and I can't even jerk off. It drives me crazy!!
8/02/1959 - Sometimes I like to pet Pokey while he is sleeping. He makes funny noises in his sleep. Sometimes he wakes up and I just make him believe that he is dreaming.
6/24/1960 - I am sick of being green. I wish there was a way to change my skin color. If I was black, I would be much happier.
4/11/1962 - After five years, I am still not sure what animal Pokey is suppose to be. Dog? Horse? Donkey? Monkopotamus?
2/14/1963 - It's Valentine's Day, should I finally tell Pokey how I feel about him?
9/10/1963 - I don't know why everyone likes this John F. Kennedy guy. I think he is kind of a douche and I hope something happens to him.
11/23/1963 - Oh, shit!!
5/19/1967 - I need to get stoned real bad.