I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.
I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.
PTM: We have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the studio today. Instead of our normal interview we are going to play a game show. It is sort of like Jeopardy but I can't call it that or Alex Trebek will sue me again. The rules are simple, I will ask a total of 5 questions (because we have limited time) and any one of the turtles can answer. Correct answer gets you one point, incorrect answers make you look stupid. Winner gets some frozen pizzas. Michelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo and Raphael, you ready?
PTM: What is Shredder's favorite food?
PTM: Wrong, idiot. Any one else want to guess?
PTM: Good guess but still incorrect.
Donatello and Leonardo shrug their shoulders.
PTM: The correct answer is turtle soup. Next question, What is Splinter's favorite color?
PTM: Wrong again. Fellas?
Michelangelo and Raphael look at each other puzzled.
PTM: It was actually a trick question. Splinter is color blind. Let's move on. Which animal is known for it's unusually long neck?
Michelangelo: A turkey.
PTM: Mike you need to stop guessing, that's incorrect.
Donatello: A giraffe.
PTM: Nope. Wait, that is the right answer. Good job Don, you are in the lead. Who is noted as being the Father of Soul Music?
Leonardo: O.J. Simpson.
PTM: That is just wrong dude.
Raphael: Don King.
PTM: Very funny Raph. Ray Charles is the Father of Soul. Read a book once in awhile. Last question, finish this sentence: Where in the world is...?
PTM: Wrong as usual.
Leonardo: The Muffin Man.
PTM: Nope. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego. And the winner with one question right is Donatello. Here is a coupon to get yourself 3 Celeste frozen pizzas.
PTM: We don't have a big budget on this show. Be glad you are getting anything. That coupon comes out of my paycheck. Thanks for coming to play the game Turtles. I hope Michael Bay doesn't ruin the remake.