Thursday, April 4, 2013

Donkey Kong Interview

I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.

I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio

PTM: I am a big fan of yours Mr. Kong. I am so excited that you could join us today.
Donkey Kong: Thank you. I love meeting my fans. I never heard of you before but I am glad to get to know you.
PTM: Well Diddy Kong knows me pretty well. He never talks about me?
DK: Nope, I would remember a name like Powdered Toast Man.
PTM: It doesn't matter. So what are you up to nowadays?
DK: I took a little time off from the video game world. I have always had a dream of inventing my own board game, so I have been working on that.
PTM: That's awesome, that is one of my dreams too!! Maybe we can join forces and create a new children's game?
DK: My dream is to make X-rated board games.
PTM: Oh, well that wouldn't work for children.
DK: We can open up a new market for kinky children.
PTM: I'm not sure that would work out too well. Sex and children doesn't sell unless you are in a foreign country. I don't want to be associated with sex board games for kids.
DK: I will take the idea to Germany, I'm sure they have sexy kids there.
PTM: Whatever floats your boat man. I have always wondered something, I know you probably get this all the time but are you related to King Kong at all?
DK: I do get that question a lot but I have learned not to get mad from all the questioning. He is my great Uncle. I never met him and don't know much about him.
PTM: I won't ask any more questions about him then. Do you get recognized a lot when you are out in public?
DK: I am a famous talking Gorilla, what do you think?
PTM: You don't have to be sarcastic. You can just be civil and answer the question.
DK: When it is a stupid question I am allowed to be sarcastic.
PTM: That's it, interview over. No one disrespects me on my own show.
DK: It's not even your show. You just took over James Lipton's show.
PTM: Shut up DK. Security, can you show out this damn dirty ape. That's the last time I interview him.


Mark said...

He didn't throw a barrel at you? I'm mildly disappointed. But I'm not too surprised he wants to make a board game for sexy children.

Manzanita said...

LOL A board game for sexy children. I wonder if he also knew Fay Raye?

Adam said...

I'm now thinking the FBI might hire Mario

A Beer For The Shower said...

I'm not surprised that he's grumpy and disrespectful. I'd probably be pissed off too if I was a big buff gorilla and after 30 years I STILL couldn't thwart an out of shape, middle aged plumber.

Birgit said...

I heard through the grapevine(get it-knuck knuck)that he grew up in a barrel with many brothers and sisters-maybe that's why he is so kinky and has a thing for Germans(please, though, don't send him my way). At least he didn't throw his feces at you-love the Charlton Heston reference

jaybird said...

Donkey Kong was one of the original and only video games I used to like to play. (Don't hate, I'm just not much of a gamer-I lack coordination big time)

Be careful downing those Red Bulls. I drank too much of them once and stayed up for three days straight :)

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

And a perverted damn dirty ape at that!

Luana Krause said...

Great theme for the challenge! I always wondered what DK was up to lately.

Crystal Collier said...

LOL. I never considered DK might be so...uh..unique. Hm. Awesome.

KT Did said...

OOhhhh I think I'm in for a Lots O' Laugh Ride!

Al Penwasser said...

He wants to make X-rated board games?
I always thought the name "Donkey Kong" was something you'd hear in a porno.

DWei said...

If the rumours are true, he only has bananas for brains. It would explain a lot.

Sheena-kay Graham said...

5 Stars! But seriously, do you really need to ask if he's recognizable? Who is he going to get mixed up with?

Baby Sister said...

Yeah...I knew I didn't like him for a reason.