I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.
I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio
PTM: I am a big fan of yours Mr. Kong. I am so excited that you could join us today.
Donkey Kong: Thank you. I love meeting my fans. I never heard of you before but I am glad to get to know you.
PTM: Well Diddy Kong knows me pretty well. He never talks about me?
DK: Nope, I would remember a name like Powdered Toast Man.
PTM: It doesn't matter. So what are you up to nowadays?
DK: I took a little time off from the video game world. I have always had a dream of inventing my own board game, so I have been working on that.
PTM: That's awesome, that is one of my dreams too!! Maybe we can join forces and create a new children's game?
DK: My dream is to make X-rated board games.
PTM: Oh, well that wouldn't work for children.
DK: We can open up a new market for kinky children.
PTM: I'm not sure that would work out too well. Sex and children doesn't sell unless you are in a foreign country. I don't want to be associated with sex board games for kids.
DK: I will take the idea to Germany, I'm sure they have sexy kids there.
PTM: Whatever floats your boat man. I have always wondered something, I know you probably get this all the time but are you related to King Kong at all?
DK: I do get that question a lot but I have learned not to get mad from all the questioning. He is my great Uncle. I never met him and don't know much about him.
PTM: I won't ask any more questions about him then. Do you get recognized a lot when you are out in public?
DK: I am a famous talking Gorilla, what do you think?
PTM: You don't have to be sarcastic. You can just be civil and answer the question.
DK: When it is a stupid question I am allowed to be sarcastic.
PTM: That's it, interview over. No one disrespects me on my own show.
DK: It's not even your show. You just took over James Lipton's show.
PTM: Shut up DK. Security, can you show out this damn dirty ape. That's the last time I interview him.