Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Cookie Monster Interview

I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.

I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio

I have a special guest playing the part of Cookie Monster today.

PTM: I have been trying to sit down with you for almost 2 years. You must be busy nowadays. Any big projects lined up?
Cookie Monster: I have a gig coming up with the Keebler Elves. I guess they’re desperate.
PTM: I'm going to get this question out of the way because I know every one is dying to know. What is your favorite cookie?
Cookie MonsterActually I am burnt out on cookies! Too damn crumbly. Bagels are the future, man.
PTM: You must go through a ton of shampoo and conditioner per week?
Cookie Monster: None! I bathe in eggs. Keeps the fur shiny.
PTM: I guess that makes sense. Were you able to help out Big Bird with his cocaine problem?
Cookie MonsterThat bird is still higher than a kite! He’s determined to fly and thinks coke is his only chance.
PTM: I hope he snaps out of it and gets the help he needs. The blogosphere is centered around Alex J Cavanaugh and his blog. We all love and follow him. What is one thing you don't like about him?
Cookie MonsterHe’s too damned nice! I mean really – he likes helping other bloggers? Who is he, Mother Theresa?
PTM: I wasn't aware that Mother Theresa helped a lot of bloggers. What would be your death bed confession?
Cookie Monster: I licked all of the produce in Mr. Hooper’s store.
PTM: That explains why most of the cast was always sick. Has your mom and dad always supported you?
Cookie MonsterMy parents are gourmet chefs at a Japanese steak house. They have never understood me.
PTM: Rashida Jones or Jenna Fisher, would would you rather go on a date with?
Cookie MonsterI’d do Jenna Fisher in a heartbeat.
PTM: Me too but I would let Rashida watch. Why do people feel the need to text while at the movie theater during the movie?
Cookie MonsterBecause they’re morons with no life.
PTM: I couldn't agree with you more. Thanks for stopping by and say hi to Burt and Ernie for me. I would like to thank Alex Cavanaugh for playing the part of Cookie Monster. I definitely don't have to tell you to stop by his blog because you probably already did.


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Thanks again, PTM!

Elsie Amata said...

You two make a great team and I think Alex should be a regular here, PTM!

And, you're right, I was just over at Alex's.


Harvest Moon by Hand said...

Fun post to read! Visiting you from the A to Z Challenge.

Heather M. Gardner said...

Very funny.

I do love cookie monster.


baygirl32 said...

haha :)

Adam said...

Bagel Monster doesn't have much of a ring to it.

Tyrean Martinson said...

Hilarious!!! Great interview!

Lisa said...

Cute, very cute. Oh the double life celeb's lead... said...

It's a shame Cookie Monster was misunderstood by his parents. I guess we've all had out hardship. Great interview by two of my favorite characters and bloggers too.


nutschell said...

great interview. and funny too! I love how Cookie baths in eggs:)

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Adam, how about Bagel and Cream Cheese Monster?

Thanks, guys!

Al Diaz said...

I was going to say the cookie monster has always been my favorite monster, but now I can't get the image of a ninja monster off my mind. I'll have to go for Count Count now.

Shell Flower said...

Well, at least Cookie Monster isn't going gluten-free or anything. Schwoo. And yay for getting snarky, especially about stupid texters at the movies.

Birgit said...

hmmm-after bathing in eggs and eating bagels with cream cheese, how does the Cookie Monster clean himself up? I mean eggs-after a while he must smell of sulphur:) I agree with Cookie-people are morons who text while watching a movie. Now what is Cookie's favourite swear word and what does he want to hear when he is at the pearly gates?

Elise Fallson said...

Why doesn't that surprise me about the Bird? Totally agree with you about two things. One, Alex is great and only morons text in the cinema. However, if I had to choose between Rashida and Jenna, I would have gone with Rashida. Just my 2c. (:

DWei said...

I feel sorry for his parents, they probably wonder where they went so wrong.

That being said, I'd eat at their restaurant.

Sheena-kay Graham said...

Awesome post! Cookie Monster rocks.

Chuck said...

You should feel good about have totally ruined S. Street for future a nuclear holocaust. Sex, cocaine, bagels, cookies...where was THAT show when I was a kid??

Chuck at Apocalypse Now

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Empty Nest Insider said...

You better keep Cookie Monster away from mini Alex. He looks delicious. Great job Alex, and PTM!


Dawn@Lighten Up! said...

You two go together like Bert and Ernie!
Funny, funny stuff. ;)

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Julie, that's funny!

Thanks again, PTM.

Baby Sister said...

Lol! This was hilarious. Well done, to the both of you.