Monday, April 22, 2013

SpongeBob: Random Thoughts & Shit


I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.


I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.



PTM: I am pretty sure that most of you folks have either watched SpongeBob on the boob tube or have heard about him. I have him on the show today but instead of doing the typical interview we are going to do something different. We are going to hook him up to a machine and read his thoughts while he watches some episodes of his own show.

Random Thoughts of SpongeBob SquarePants

I bet if I pretended to be gay, Patrick would copy me and be gay too.

I wonder if Mr. Krabs would fire me if he knew how many Krabby patties I dropped on the floor?

What did Sandy mean when she said she was 'going to ride me like a pony'?

How do fires start underwater all the time?

Squidward really needs to get laid, he is so stressed out.

Plankton kind of looks like a penis.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I do, I do!!

Does Gary know where I hide my porn?

I wish I could grow a mustache like Burt Reynolds.

I have such a craving for a Doritos Locos Taco.

Is Mrs. Puff actually a giant potato?

I know we never talk about religion but Mr. Krabs must be Jewish.












14 comments:

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

If Sponge Bob grew a stache like Burt Reynolds, Sandy would SO ride him like a pony!!!

DEZMOND said...

you mean SpongeBob isn't gay for real?

Mark said...

I'm with Dezmond, I was under the impression that Spongebob was gay. I do think Squidward really needs to get laid though.

A Beer For The Shower said...

Oh yes, Gary knows about Spongebob's porn. He's even busted him watching it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsnBztn1-V8

Adam said...

@ABFTS, I can't believe I never noticed that innuendo there as a kid.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Squidward definitely needs to get laid.
Now I know why I've never watched the show.

DWei said...

I think we all wish we could grow a mustache like Burt Reynolds...

Sheena-kay Graham said...

Nice interview style today. SpongeBob is known worldwide. But I have to disagree with DWei about the moustache wish.

Zoe said...

Bob and Pat are gay right? I mean batman and robin, mermaid man and barnacle boy...

Al Diaz said...

Funny, I also thought Mrs Puff looked like a giant potato.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Hey Spongebob, why assume Mr. Krabs is Jewish? That's rather anti-Semitic of you. Oh, I know, it's because he's smart. Never mind.

xoRobyn

Andrea said...

Who was Pearl's mother that she is a whale daughter of a crab? Not that Spongebob is on our tv all the time or anything!

Birgit said...

I think good ole Sandy gave Mr. Krabs his name

Baby Sister said...

I've only seen one Sponge Bob show, but if he grew a mustache like Burt Reynolds, I just might watch it.