Cookie Monster Interview

I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.


I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio

I have a special guest playing the part of Cookie Monster today.

PTM: I have been trying to sit down with you for almost 2 years. You must be busy nowadays. Any big projects lined up?

Cookie Monster: I have a gig coming up with the Keebler Elves. I guess they’re desperate.

PTM: I'm going to get this question out of the way because I know every one is dying to know. What is your favorite cookie?

Cookie Monster: Actually I am burnt out on cookies! Too damn crumbly. Bagels are the future, man.

PTM: You must go through a ton of shampoo and conditioner per week?

Cookie Monster: None! I bathe in eggs. Keeps the fur shiny.

PTM: I guess that makes sense. Were you able to help out Big Bird with his cocaine problem?

Cookie Monster: That bird is still higher than a kite! He’s determined to fly and thinks coke is his only chance.

PTM: I hope he snaps out of it and gets the help he needs. The blogosphere is centered around Alex J Cavanaugh and his blog. We all love and follow him. What is one thing you don't like about him?

Cookie Monster: He’s too damned nice! I mean really – he likes helping other bloggers? Who is he, Mother Theresa?

PTM: I wasn't aware that Mother Theresa helped a lot of bloggers. What would be your death bed confession?

Cookie Monster: I licked all of the produce in Mr. Hooper’s store.

PTM: That explains why most of the cast was always sick. Has your mom and dad always supported you?

Cookie Monster: My parents are gourmet chefs at a Japanese steak house. They have never understood me.

PTM: Rashida Jones or Jenna Fisher, would would you rather go on a date with?

Cookie Monster: I’d do Jenna Fisher in a heartbeat.

PTM: Me too but I would let Rashida watch. Why do people feel the need to text while at the movie theater during the movie?

Cookie Monster: Because they’re morons with no life.
PTM: I couldn't agree with you more. Thanks for stopping by and say hi to Burt and Ernie for me. I would like to thank Alex Cavanaugh for playing the part of Cookie Monster. I definitely don't have to tell you to stop by his blog because you probably already did.