Friday, April 5, 2013

Elmer Fudd: Where are they now?



I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.

I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.


I put out a crack pot investigative team to find out what Elmer Fudd has been up to for the past few years. They scoured the globe interviewing people and collecting information, at least that is what they told me, for all I know they could have been at Six Flags for the past few weeks.


This is what they found out:

After Elmer Fudd's pathetic attempt at rabbit hunting, he traveled the world hunting almost every other animal that was legal to hunt. Again, the animals outsmarted him and he wasn't successful in killing any of them. Frustrated with his failed hunting escapades, he began drinking heavily at bars. He became addicted to Big Buck Hunter Arcade games. Elmer would go to random bars, get very drunk and play Buck Hunter until he was kicked out of the bar. His addiction shifted from Big Buck Hunter to games like Modern Warfare and Halo. Elmer spent hours playing violent video games in order to quench his thirst for hunting and killing. But that wasn't enough.

After a short while no video game could satisfy his addiction. We still don't know how or why but Elmer Fudd got mixed up with the wrong individuals and ended up in the jungles of South America hunting people for sport. His exact whereabouts are still unknown, nobody knows if he is alive or dead and little information is known about the people he got mixed up with. If you have any information pertaining to the location of Elmer Fudd please let the FBI and the CIA know. He is wanted for questioning but the authorities won't tell us what crimes he committed. I wouldn't recommend making any vacation plans to South America.

15 comments:

Mark said...

I could see him becoming the kind of person who spends hours at a time insulting noobs on xbox live. I'm not going to South America any time soon but I think there's always a chance that someone won't give me a choice and I'll end up there being hunted.

Rhonda Albom said...

I always wondered what happened to Elmer Fudd. I have lost far too much sleep over this, thanks for filling us in. LOL Fun post,

Rhonda @Laugh-Quotes.com
AtoZ #42

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Crossing South America off my list.

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

Wonder if Elmer still has that speech impediment?

Tasha Duncan-Drake said...

I love your imagination and feel really sorry for Elmer - maybe if Bugs had let him pretend to win just one time ... ;)

klahanie said...

I still can't believe you'd conform to this amazing alphabet challenge.

Elmer Fudd is now living in a retirement home along with his other useless friend, Wile E. Coyote.

That's all folks!

Gary, your cordial host at the alternate alphabet challenge..

cleemckenzie said...

I hadn't considered Red Bull, but I will now. Great idea.

As to Elmer, I had no idea he wound up in South America. Thanks for the heads up.

Anonymous said...

Elmer seemed so pathetic in the cartoons, but after reading your post, I find him completely terrifying.

Birgit said...

Remember, he often crossed dresses so he has an alias...it's Rosie O'Donnell and she has been singing "kill the Rabbit" near the Met in New York

Al Penwasser said...

Probably should have reconsidered getting hunting advice from Wile E. Coyote.

Bushman said...

Hopefully he has better luck down there....or wait....no! No luck! Sheesh what was I thinking!

The High Cost of this Low Living

Adam said...

I bet he's the guy that can't shoot in Halo and screams that everyone else on the team are noobs

Baby Sister said...

Lol @ Adam's comment. Sounds like he's just like every other childhood star.

Andrea said...

Be vewy vewy quiet while we hunt for him!

Unknown said...

LOL, awesome!!

Kathy
http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com