Wednesday, August 17, 2011

To the Bat Cave!


I'm sure we are all well aware of the things that Batman has in the Bat Cave. There is the Batmobile, hi-tech computer, different Bat suits and some cool gadgets. I have a list of items that you didn't know were in the Bat Cave.

Manicure/Pedicure Station

Library consisting of mostly Dr. Seuss, Judy Blume and Mick Foley books

A room for Batman's collection of Raberge Eggs

A closet filled with women's wigs and clothing

The entire collection of Sex and the City and Beverly Hills 90210 on Blu-Ray

A marble statue of Lou Ferigno

Knitting supplies with 3 unfinished afghans

A golden harp

 2 cardboard boxes filled with old Cosmo and Vanity Fair magazines

A sex swing

Disco ball

A blow-up doll that looks like Robin

One of those mechanical horses that you see outside of the supermarket that is coin activated

Bowling alley

The corpse of John Candy









20 comments:

Jewels said...

I have no problem with any of those things being down there...in fact most of those things would be in my ideal batcave...except John Candy's corpse...not pretty! Sign me up for the mani/pedi station, blow up Robin, magazines and the bowling alley though. Wait...I'm a chick...ahh who cares...everyone knows that super heros have insanely gay tendencies.

Joshua said...

Come one, we knew the swing was there.

Lost.in.Idaho said...

Yes, but does he have a stand-up arcade version of Galaga??

And where's the disco ball?

A Beer for the Shower said...

Ah, so that's what happened to everyone's favorite fat comedian...

Don't forget the giant penny and the life-size T-Rex that live in the cave.

TS Hendrik said...

The corpse of John Candy is a surprise, but not the judy blume books. He's always quoting Than Again Maybe I Won't.

Boobies said...

I have a whole new respect for Batman now.

Between the mani/pedi station and the sex swing-I'm impressed!

Ms. A said...

Batman must be in touch with his feminine side.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Good move to add Judy Blume to the list, and the blow-up Robin doll. Would you think less of me if I told you I have one of those in my closet?
xoRobyn

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

As long as he doesn't store John Candy and Robin together...

Birgit said...

I think the sex swing is for him and Judge Judy

Chuck said...

What about the baby's arm holding an apple???

Baby Sister said...

That's cause Dr. Seuss is the best!!

Doreen McGettigan said...

I'm laughing reading the comments too:)

http://www.doreenmcgettigan.com

Ting Kubby said...

i thought i was the only one with a statue of lou ferigno

Al Penwasser said...

Has he gotten rid of that bat-suit with the nipples, though? Maybe given it to George Clooney?
I hope so.

DWei said...

Only one blow-up doll? I'm surprised.

Chintan said...

blow up doll! haha!!

Jason said...

A really very interesting read! I hope you keep updating us with more info!

Missed Periods said...

I always tell him to at least finish one afghan before starting the next one.

Sylar said...

nice post :P
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