My Bucket List

I decided to set my goals pretty low on my bucket list. It's the under achiever in me that put this on paper.

• Eat a whole carton of ice cream
• Win a prize out of the claw machine game
• Watch all three extended editions of The Lord of the Rings Trilogy in a row
• Do an entire crossword puzzle by myself without cheating
• Win a staring contest
• Donate sperm
• Attempt (but not set) a Guinness World Record
• Meet Bob Barker
• Pet a giraffe
• Eat a bug
• Fly a kite in a thunderstorm
• Watch someone slip on a banana peel
• Inherit a super power
• Try some heroin
• Get 100 Hula Hoop revolutions
• Beat Yo! Noid video game for Nintendo 
• Build a four story card house
• Pickpocket a complete stranger
• Reverse pickpocket a gang member
• Become a judge on The Miss America Pageant
• Run a 1/4 of a marathon
• Be the first person to purchase a 4D Television (when available)
• Read an entire book, cover to cover
• See if the toilets and sinks south of the equator drain clockwise
• Grow a beard

To the Bat Cave!

I'm sure we are all well aware of the things that Batman has in the Bat Cave. There is the Batmobile, hi-tech computer, different Bat suits and some cool gadgets. I have a list of items that you didn't know were in the Bat Cave.

Manicure/Pedicure Station

Library consisting of mostly Dr. Seuss, Judy Blume and Mick Foley books

A room for Batman's collection of Raberge Eggs

A closet filled with women's wigs and clothing

The entire collection of Sex and the City and Beverly Hills 90210 on Blu-Ray

A marble statue of Lou Ferigno

Knitting supplies with 3 unfinished afghans

A golden harp

 2 cardboard boxes filled with old Cosmo and Vanity Fair magazines

A sex swing

Disco ball

A blow-up doll that looks like Robin

One of those mechanical horses that you see outside of the supermarket that is coin activated

Bowling alley

The corpse of John Candy