Another installment of weird laws of the U.S.
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. No husband wants her wife finding out that he has fallen in love with a gay cowboy.
It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime. I didn't even know felonious was a word.
In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels. How am I suppose compete in a death race?
In Nyala, a man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than him at any one period during the day. Who is keeping track of everyone's drink? Is that a high paying job?
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. It's because they can't reach the minimum speed of 40 mph.
In Eureka, men who wear mustaches are forbidden from kissing women. I found wear homosexuality got started.
It is illegal to sell the clothes one is wearing to pay off a gambling debt. Dirty underwear has a low resale value.
It is illegal to check into a hotel under an assumed name. How else is a politician going to get way with cheating on his wife with a hooker?
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach. That is the lifeguard's job when he isn't gawking at young girls in bikinis.
It is against the law to frown at a police officer. Frowning is the police officer's kryptonite, not many people know that.
In Newark, it is illegal to sell ice cream after 6 pm unless the customer has a note from his/her doctor. Who? Dr. Pepper?
It is illegal to slurp soup. No note from your dentist is going to get you out of this one.