Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Pros & Cons: Cinnamon

Pros and Cons of Cinnamon


Pros
  •  Tastes great
  • Fantastic fairy dust substitution
  •  Keeps away tigers
  •  Great name for a girl
  •  Wash into hair to get rid of lice
  •  Very faithful to sugar
  •  Can get you into the best clubs
  • Keeps your feet dry and smelling fresh

Cons
  • Not a good food to snort
  •  Attracts zombies
  •  In stick form gets mistaken for candy
  •  Tastes terrible with whiskey
  •  Has a long standing grudge against oregano
  •  Causes a rash in the armpits
  •  Was arrested once for imitating brown sugar
  •  Likes Justin Bieber


19 comments:

Shockgrubz said...

Always learning things from you. I'll keep a little cinnamon in a pouch from now on.

Mynx said...

Fed a dog we had cinnamon Tic Tacs a long time ago. She really didnt like them much

Joshua said...

I love cinn...wait...Zombie bait? Aww fuck.

Al Penwasser said...

So THAT's why Justin Bieber and those frikkin' zombies keep comin' around.
Thanks for the tip, Powdered Toast Man!

Hart Johnson said...

*gigglesnort* I'm a big fan. It makes oatmeal and fruit look better for breakfast, and making oatmeal look good is a rare skill indeed.

Tony Van Helsing said...

Thanks for the advice, my cinnamon is next to they oregano in the cupboard. I'm off to sort it out.

Bossy Betty said...

Gonna try the foot powder idea.

Bouncin' Barb said...

Cinnamon sprinkled on your coffee grounds before brewing makes a good cup of coffee. Very funny con's though! haha.

Birgit said...

So That's why Justin Bieber is a zombie...Who Knew but soon he will join the other zombies....David Cassidy and Leif Garrett.

Ms. A said...

Foot powder? Will it stain the inside of my shoes? Must check into that one!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Attracts zombies? Really? Crap, there goes the cinnamon toast...

dirtycowgirl said...

Try putting a little piece of it in the coffee machine or kettle.

Jewels said...

I've always been firm on my pro cinnamon stand...until today...likes Justin Bieber...fuck that cinnamon! Not cool.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Very good. Dang, gotta wash out my armpits.
xoRobyn

Ting Kubby said...

Cinnamon Grahams, nuff said.

Baby Sister said...

I'm glad cinnamon and oregano got over their differences...that was not a fun time.

Copyboy said...

Actually a name like that is always attached to a stripper. In my opinion.

Arnold said...

i remember when a rumour went around that putting heaped teaspoons of cinnamon in your mouth and skulling milk would get you high...was quite hilarious watching the public school kids on the back seat of the bus with their choc milks and cinnamon cannisters....... :)

Pat Tillett said...

I can forgive cinnamon for everything but liking Justin Bieber... That is a cardinal sin!