Friday, October 23, 2009

Sidewalk Etiquette

Society needs to adopt the laws of the sidewalk. People should learn some sidewalk etiquette. Here in America not only do we drive on the right side of the road but we also walk on the right side in general. I'm tired of walking at the mall or in an amusement park on the correct side and have people walking on the same side directly into me. They never move out of the way either. They end up bumping into you or you have to quickly go around them.

What I hate more is groups of people walking side by side with each other taking up the whole walkway. It's like they are the kick return wedge in a football game and I'm the kicker.

This happened to me last night at school when I was walking on the sidewalk along side of school. A mother and her 2 kids were walking towards me taking up the whole sidewalk, they didn't even move and I was forced onto the grass. Damn people have no respect these days.

If you find yourself in one of these situations, you have my permission to tackle somebody.

1 comment:

Sylvia Plathypus said...

I always mean mug those fuckers until they move out of fear for their personal safety. It only fails when the bitch is huge and has no sense of self-presevation. When someone doesn't move, I body check their ass...HARD. And then I yell at them to watch where the f*** they're going to draw attention to them and the fact that they aren't smart enough to move out of the way. This is the most fun at grocery stores, where people park their g-damn carts across the entire aisle, and leave their kids to run up and down the aisle like kamikaze circus midgets. Let's just say the movement of their cart is somewhat less than polite. LOL Bonus points when it hits them on the way out of my way!!