Friday, September 25, 2009

Joke of the Day

After 15 years in prison, a man escapes. He breaks into a house to look for money & guns but finds a young couple in bed. He snatches the man out of the bed ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bed and kisses her neck. Then he gets up & goes into the bathroom. The husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's a dangerous escaped convict! He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants to Fuck You, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you or he might kill us. Be strong, honey. I Love You." The wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I LOVE YOU TOO!

1 comment:

toni said...

haha you would post this