Dirty Mad Libs

Remember Mad Libs? You used to do them as a kid. Well here is a dirty Mad Libs for you to try out. Now don't read ahead, just fill in your answers first then insert them into the story and hopefully wet your pants a little. Email me your answers so I can post the funniest ones.



(1) article of clothing (2) part of the body (3) verb ending in "ing" (4) object in your house(5) plural animal (6) circular object (7) person you know (8) one word insult (9) adjective
(10) object (11) verb ending in "-ing" (12) adjective ending in Y
(13) occupation (14) something you ride in/on (15) office object (16) article of clothing (17) part of the body (18) kind of room (19) appliance (20) use punches, licks, sucks, kicks or eats



Ashley unbuttoned her (1) a little to show off her (2). Mark was (3) on the (4) when he noticed Ashley's ample (5). Ashley has a crush on Mark and is always trying to get his attention. The (6) on Mark's finger reminds him to stop staring at (7) and get back to work. Ashley knows Mark is (8) but she doesn't care, she wants his (9) (10) inside her anyway. Mark loves (11 to work because he gets to see what Ashley is wearing everyday which is usually something (12). Mark has had many sexual dreams about Ashley but would never tell his (13) that. The last dream he had they were making love on a (14) with everybody watching them. Ashley could have any man she wants but for some reason she wants to have sex with Mark. Ashley drops her (15) on purpose in front of Mark and he gets a good look down her (16). Mark can't take this teasing anymore. He grabs her (17) and takes her into the (18) where he fucks her against the (19) . Mark's wife finds out and (20) his balls. The End.