Thursday, September 30, 2010

Rare Interview

I have here today two special guests. Henry Thomas and E.T. from the classic movie E.T.: the Extra-Terrestrial are in the studio today. Henry played the main character Elliot and E.T. well played you know. I sat down with these two and asked them some questions.

PTM: Welcome fellas, glad to have you in the studio today.
Henry: No problem PTM.
E.T.: E-l-l-i-o-t
Henry: Dude, stop calling me that. That was my character's name. It's been 28 years already, it's played out. Enough is enough.
PTM: I see that there is so animosity between you two.
Henry: Sorry but he is still living in the past. I know that E.T. was a great movie but I have done a lot of other things since 1982.
E.T.: Points glowing finger at Henry.
Henry: Do not touch me with that thing. I don't know where it has been. I'm pretty sure you have alien finger herpes.
PTM: Don't you think you are being a little hard on him?
Henry: No, he does this all the time. I can't go anywhere without him acting like this.
PTM: You two are still close?
Henry: Unfortunately yes.  I ran into him on the street one day, he was homeless so I did the humane thing and let him stay with me until he got back on his feet. That was three years ago.
PTM: So E.T., why haven't you been able to get back on your feet yet?
E.T.: E.T. phone home.
PTM: Do you need to make a call? We are in the middle of our interview.
Henry: Don't play into his mind games. He likes to annoy me by slipping into his E.T. character.
PTM: Do either of you keep in touch with Drew Barrymore?
Henry: We get together a few times a year to catch up on old times and what's new. Drew has a restraining order against bozo here. He's not allowed within 250 feet of her. He got a little too touchy-feely during a cast reunion 5 years ago. It's sad really.
PTM: I never heard about any of this. They must have kept in under wraps.
Henry: Yeah, Steven Spielberg didn't want the press to catch wind of it and have his movie tarnished at all. Frankly I don't give a shit anymore. I'm tired of this bum.
PTM: E.T., do you have anything to say to Henry? He seems to have a real problem with you.
Henry: Fuck me? Why don't you go probe yourself, you piece of shit.
PTM: Whoa, watch the language, this is a family show
Henry jumps out of his chair and dropkicks E.T. to the floor.
PTM: Well that is all the time we have for our show. Tune in next time to see who we will have next.


Oilfield Trash said...


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Well, that took a bad turn...

The Invisible Seductress said...

I blame Spielberg, He was an enabler with the freaking Reese's Pieces.. ET would be in a much better position had he not been provided with that highly addictive substance.

TS Hendrik said...

"Why don't you go probe yourself?"
LOL that is an awesome line. said...

I never did trust that Extra Terrestrial (Drew Barrymore, that is). A restraining order? Come on lady, you've let weirder beings touch you.

Anonymous said...

That's fucking hilarious!

Henry: Fuck me? Why don't you go probe yourself, you piece of shit.
PTM: Whoa, watch the language, this is a family show.
Henry jumps out of his chair and dropkicks E.T. to the floor."

↑ My favourite line of it all. Lmao.

Cheeseboy said...

Great stuff. ET is a bitch.

Baby Sister said...

Poor misunderstood. ;)

Marnie said...


Pat Tillett said...

Great post! That was hilarious...
"why don't you go probe yourself?"

m. said...

hahaha, excellent.

Unknown said...

Powdered Toast Man - LOL, looks like you caught E.T. and Henry right on the cusp of a change in their relationship, or maybe you were the instigator? LOL Very funny. Loved it. =D

Marlene said... daughter is spooked by E.T. (She's almost 20 years old, too!)

Thank you so much for hopping by my blog during "The Little Hop of Horrors" Halloween Blog Hop this weekend. Very much appreciated! (Even if you didn't have a clue what was going yeah, all those comments nearly broke my blog, I think!)

Jumpin' Jeff said...

I think E.T was a distant relative of Mr. Hankey. Just sayin' Great interview. :)

Copyboy said...

LMAO @ ET with the FU comment!!! So funny!!!