Monday, September 13, 2010

Personal Ad

I am currently going to school for marketing and this semester I am taking an advertising class. Our assignment this past week was to create our own personal ad. The teacher said that we should be creative and have fun with it. I treated it like a blog post and let my creative juices seep into it. This is what I came up with.

26 year old male nostalgic movie buff desires spunky female that doesn’t mind eating some chocolate cake during a rousing game of strip scrabble.

I have a 10 year old kid trapped inside of me. He loves rooting for the NY Giants and has the time of his life jamming to Green Day Rock Band.

Do you like to laugh at random sarcastic humor? You should read my blog for a closer look at my sense of humor (reviewsyoucantuse.blogspot.com).

I want to have nine rug rats so I can pursue my dream of starting up my own baseball team

Movies are my life. I want to kiss the person that created Netflix unless it turns out to be an ugly dude. I am currently working on creating a movie based board game.

I would love to marry a woman that will support my creative side. I am currently after a marketing degree and my brain is overflowing with ideas and inventions.

There is a lot to pack in a personal ad. I hope I don’t waste this last line on something silly. I love food, sex and animals, in that order.


What do you think? (If you want to play trivia, scroll down a post)

12 comments:

Summer Ross said...

LOL, I think this fits, good luck and I hope you enjoy the class!!

TS Hendrik said...

I like it. Putting your blog in is a nice touch. That should count as double points since it's also advertising your site.

Daisygirl said...

I would answer that ad....but the nine kids would have to be seriously talked about!

Just so you know I had to shut down my Chaos blog and have a new one...so change your blog roll will ya...www.thedaisyapproach.com

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I think the nine rugrats for a baseball team is your clincher!

The Girl Next Door Grows Up said...

I think your fiance might want you to switch the order of food and sex. Just sayin :-)

Geof said...

The baseball team and the last one are the funniest! I likey those.

Shannon said...

I'm pretty sure you ARE marrying a woman who supports your creative side, so I guess you've put this advertisement out there before...

Copyboy said...

Wow, certainly crammed all the vitals in there.

Momma Fargo said...

LMAO of your ad. Marketing is a fine degree as I have one of those myself. Believe it or not. And now that I'm a cop and use it every day (not), I could sell you a trip to jail to meet the woman of your dreams. :) Just kidding.

But a great choice in degrees! Good luck!

Pat Tillett said...

I think that was pretty darn good.
However, using the words "sex" and "animals" in the same sentence is still a crime in some states!
I'm sure your prof. won't hold it against you...

Hart Johnson said...

You had me until the nine rugrats thing--HOLY CRAP! Are you trying to KILL her?! Strip Scrabble though, is the bomb! (especially accompanied by a nice six pack of India Pale Ale and a vat of whipped cream.

Baby Sister said...

Lol!! That was hilarious!!