Friday, February 5, 2010

Helpful Guide To V-Day

THE GIFT TRANSLATOR: What you mean to say compared to What she thinks you're saying. Find out what your valentine's day present really says about you.

Box of chocolates: You - "You are as sweet and delicious as this candy." Her - "I stopped at a drugstore on my way to pick you up!"

Crotchless Panties: You - "It would be so hot if you wore these." Her - "I have probably been with hookers."

Home-Cooked Meal: You - "I love you so much, I put my heart and soul into this dinner." Her - "I lied about getting that holiday bonus."

Tickets to a Show: You - "I hate musicals, but I'll take you to one because you love them and maybe I'll get some nookie." Her - "There's something I need to tell you about me and my friend Frank."

Engagement Ring: You - "Fine, here you go. All your harping has paid off." Her - "You're the only one for me, and I can't wait to spend my life with you!"

I found this in Maxim, I wish I could take the credit. Just get the little lady some jewelry, you can't go wrong with something shiny. And a bunch of good smelling flowers. Don't procrastinate, get your gifts now and plan something special.

1 comment:


Damn it.... I'm already married. Should I stick with flowers?